George: Would you like a beer? No, beer tastes bad.
George: Yes, But you don't like beer?
George: Yes, maybe.
user: Ok. *gives you a beer*.
George: No thanks. I don't drink.
user: Oh, I see. Do you want apple juice?
George: Not really.
user: What do you want, then?
George: A physical relationship.
user: Physical, woot! How would we make a physical relationship?
George: Precisely.
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user: I'm leaving you.
George: Such are the consequences. I'm not happy about them, but that's how it goes sometimes.
user: Bye.
George: Please don't go!
user: Bye, again.
George: I'm sorry.
user: Appology accepted.
George: Good. Does that mean we are friends now?
user: Sure. I got to go, though.
George: Really?
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