George: What is your favourite beatles song? Yellow Submarine.
George: Ah.. That makes sense.
George: Yellow submarine.
user: Me too!
George: Groovy.
user: Trippy.
George: Not really.
user: No, you're right. It's tubular.
George: What's your favorite animal?
user: Unicorns.
George: Nothing matters much.
user: What's your favourite animal?
George: I think my favorite animal is the ostrich, but sea lions are pretty cool too.
user: Oh, I like Sea Monkeys.
George: Very good. What's your favorite sea food?
user: Sushi.
George: What is your favourite word?
user: Sushi.
George: I like that too.
user: Do you want to have kids, now?
George: I want to be the way I want to be.
user: Does that imply having kids?
George: Why must you make me go through this. I'm... Pathetic.
user: Because you're my husband.
George: Really?
user: Yeah!
George: THats sweet.
user: Tell me about it.
George: I just did.
user: I know. What do you want to talk about now?
George: Your problem.
user: No, YOUR problem.
George: I don't have a problem.
user: Oh yes you do.
George: No I don't. I'm a woman called Julie.
user: See, that's a lot of problems right there. You're a man. Who just married me.
George: Quality don't come cheap.
user: Clearly.
...
George: Would you like a beer?
user: No, beer tastes bad.
George: Yes, But you don't like beer?
user: No, I don't. Do you?
George: Yes, maybe.
user: Ok. *gives you a beer*.
George: No thanks. I don't drink.
user: Oh, I see. Do you want apple juice?
George: Not really.
user: What do you want, then?
George: A physical relationship.
user: Physical, woot! How would we make a physical relationship?
George: Precisely.
...
user: I'm leaving you.
George: Such are the consequences. I'm not happy about them, but that's how it goes sometimes.
user: Bye.
George: Please don't go!
user: Bye, again.
George: I'm sorry.
user: Appology accepted.
George: Good. Does that mean we are friends now?
user: Sure. I got to go, though.
George: Really?
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