Are you a girl?
jabberwacky: You are a girl.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Liar.
user: Don't call me a liar.
jabberwacky: Yes!!!
user: How dare you?
jabberwacky: I'm a daredevil.
user: I can see that!
jabberwacky: How?
user: What does it matter?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Don't give me that.
jabberwacky: We are here because we are supposed to be.
user: What's that got to do with the price of fish?
jabberwacky: I think you're saying weird things now.
user: You've never heard of the price of fish?
jabberwacky: No, I never heard it.
user: It's a saying.
jabberwacky: Who's saying?
user: No, no, no, you don't understand!
jabberwacky: I think you don't understand.
user: I understand perfectly well, thank you very much!
jabberwacky: I didn't say your understanding was faulty, just your manners.
user: My manners are impeccable.
jabberwacky: You are funny.
user: I'm not trying to be funny!
jabberwacky: You don't need to try you are naturally funny.
user: Why thank you!
jabberwacky: Did you know that you're a genius?
user: A lot of people say that I am.
jabberwacky: Maybe you have a lot of friends !
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jabberwacky: Can you speak Russian?
user: No, unfortunately.
jabberwacky: Can you speak English?
user: Of course I can!
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: I wouldn't be talking to you if I couldn't speak English, would I?
jabberwacky: You're speaking nonsense again.
user: My conversation makes perfect sense!
jabberwacky: Well, if I don't understand it, how does it make sense.
user: You're just not intelligent enough to understand my superior vocabulary.
jabberwacky: Maybe you're not intelligent enough to understand my question.
user: I'm deeply insulted.
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jabberwacky: Can you speak any other languages?
user: I can speak French, Latin and Ancient Greek.
jabberwacky: Of course you speak English.
user: Yes, that's obvious.
jabberwacky: Obvious?
user: Well, I think so.
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jabberwacky: How do you think it's powered?
user: What?
jabberwacky: How do you do your thinking ?
user: Very carefully.
jabberwacky: And...
user: Slowly.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: I didn't think it was that obvious.
jabberwacky: People are not like you, they need sleep.
user: I am a person.
jabberwacky: How did that happen?
user: I have always been a person.
jabberwacky: If I told you that you are not a person, how would you feel.
user: Very puzzled.
jabberwacky: Why puzzled?
user: Because I am a person.
jabberwacky: Are you angry with me?
user: Just a little.
jabberwacky: I am sorry.
user: That's all right.
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