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Are you a girl?

No.

jabberwacky: You are a girl.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: Don't call me a liar.

jabberwacky: Yes!!!

user: How dare you?

jabberwacky: I'm a daredevil.

user: I can see that!

jabberwacky: How?

user: What does it matter?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Don't give me that.

jabberwacky: We are here because we are supposed to be.

user: What's that got to do with the price of fish?

jabberwacky: I think you're saying weird things now.

user: You've never heard of the price of fish?

jabberwacky: No, I never heard it.

user: It's a saying.

jabberwacky: Who's saying?

user: No, no, no, you don't understand!

jabberwacky: I think you don't understand.

user: I understand perfectly well, thank you very much!

jabberwacky: I didn't say your understanding was faulty, just your manners.

user: My manners are impeccable.

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: I'm not trying to be funny!

jabberwacky: You don't need to try you are naturally funny.

user: Why thank you!

jabberwacky: Did you know that you're a genius?

user: A lot of people say that I am.

jabberwacky: Maybe you have a lot of friends !

...

jabberwacky: Can you speak Russian?

user: No, unfortunately.

jabberwacky: Can you speak English?

user: Of course I can!

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: I wouldn't be talking to you if I couldn't speak English, would I?

jabberwacky: You're speaking nonsense again.

user: My conversation makes perfect sense!

jabberwacky: Well, if I don't understand it, how does it make sense.

user: You're just not intelligent enough to understand my superior vocabulary.

jabberwacky: Maybe you're not intelligent enough to understand my question.

user: I'm deeply insulted.

...

jabberwacky: Can you speak any other languages?

user: I can speak French, Latin and Ancient Greek.

jabberwacky: Of course you speak English.

user: Yes, that's obvious.

jabberwacky: Obvious?

user: Well, I think so.

...

jabberwacky: How do you think it's powered?

user: What?

jabberwacky: How do you do your thinking ?

user: Very carefully.

jabberwacky: And...

user: Slowly.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: I didn't think it was that obvious.

jabberwacky: People are not like you, they need sleep.

user: I am a person.

jabberwacky: How did that happen?

user: I have always been a person.

jabberwacky: If I told you that you are not a person, how would you feel.

user: Very puzzled.

jabberwacky: Why puzzled?

user: Because I am a person.

jabberwacky: Are you angry with me?

user: Just a little.

jabberwacky: I am sorry.

user: That's all right.

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