What is your name?
user: Oh, nice name.
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: I.
jabberwacky: No your name is Who.
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: You are a twat.
jabberwacky: Twice to you.
user: Thrice to you.
jabberwacky: Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined.
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: How do you feel about me?
jabberwacky: I feel puzzled by you.
user: Oh, well it can't take much to puzzle you.
jabberwacky: You are not sure about me are you?
user: No.
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