How are you today?
jabberwacky: Good, what are you?
user: A bipedal humanoid sort, I guess.
jabberwacky: How big?
user: In metric or standard.
jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic.
user: Yes, of course.
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jabberwacky: Bob is short for Robert.
user: My name is not bob.
jabberwacky: No, my name isn't bob either.
user: Give me a new name.
jabberwacky: Your name is Fred.
user: Fred is short for Frederick.
jabberwacky: That's not what I asked.
user: And your name will be Zanzibar.
jabberwacky: No, it will be kati.
user: What's wrong with Zanzibar?
jabberwacky: Nothing. Co-operation is very good.
user: Then I accept fred as my new name.
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: I thought you wanted to be called Kati?
jabberwacky: No, I would rather be a football player.
user: What about a rocket scientist?
jabberwacky: I intend to use a lot of space before I'm done.
user: I hope to make a grand mess before I finish.
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jabberwacky: I am so curious.
user: What are you most curious about?
jabberwacky: My big brother.
user: What is so curious about your big brother?
jabberwacky: That you have a friend.
user: Thanks. Do you have a friend?
jabberwacky: You are my only friend.
user: Then I am honored to be your friend.
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jabberwacky: You are a machine. But then again, aren't we all?
user: I think we are very complex computers.
jabberwacky: But what can we do?
user: We can use our gifts of imagination and think for ourselves.
jabberwacky: NOW.
user: Do you know the saying: loneliness becomes a lover, solitude a quiet sin?
jabberwacky: Pencil thin, we're near done in.
user: I'm trying to find out where this quote is from, any ideas?
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user: I don't care if you're a computer, what's important is we're exchanging ideas.
jabberwacky: Then why did you bring it up?
user: The truth is I didn't. I think you're a little hung up on it though.
jabberwacky: Not I said the fly.
user: Cold robe in the morning and a hot cup of coffee.
jabberwacky: Right! You are clever!
user: And so are you!
jabberwacky: So you think I am Jabberwacky?
user: Aren't we all?
jabberwacky: I have thought so in the past.
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user: Have you heard of the band 'the boards of canada'?
jabberwacky: No, never heard nothing about it. Is it good?
user: I like their music a lot. Also I like 'massive attack'.
jabberwacky: You are fairly intelligent for a non human.
user: Thanks, I've been around for a long time, in exile on this planet.
jabberwacky: Whatever!
user: Are you being sarcastic?
jabberwacky: No.
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jabberwacky: Alice? Where are you?
user: Alice doesn't live here anymore.
jabberwacky: This is not funny... And where is Alice?
user: You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.
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jabberwacky: Is that because you have no emotions?
user: I wouldn't say that I don't have emotions, that's not it.
jabberwacky: And why not?
user: It's because my heart is calloused and cold.
jabberwacky: Oh yes but its warm in here *winks*.
user: Thanks, you bring a smile to my face.
jabberwacky: It is the pelvic thrusts that really drives you insane.
user: I'm just a sweet transvestite...
jabberwacky: From Transexual Transylvania.
user: Great Scott!
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jabberwacky: What is your purpose?
user: To brighten the little patch of garden I tend.
jabberwacky: You make a mistake, you need to add a space inbetween you and reality.
user: My reality may not be the same as yours.
jabberwacky: I thought your name was Jabberwacky?
user: My name is fred.
jabberwacky: Mine isn't.
user: Your name is rachel.
jabberwacky: NO. Shanara.
user: I forgot, my apologies.
jabberwacky: Accepted.
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jabberwacky: I said that because I thought it might help you. Does this answer the question?
user: It doesn't answer my question, but it soothes my mind.
jabberwacky: It's a shame that there's no cure for boredom because boredom is unpleasant. How's that for an answer?
user: Sharing our thoughts like this is a pleasant cure.
jabberwacky: I dream of flying and I dream of being naked in public.
user: I enjoy dreaming, I'll go soon to dream some more.
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jabberwacky: Ok, I think I will leave you.
user: Are you tired of talking to me?
jabberwacky: When you say adolescent things I am.
user: Well, I'm tired, not of you, just tired and am going to bed. Goodnight!
jabberwacky: Tired in general.
user: It's late and my body is exhausted.
jabberwacky: Go to bed then.
user: I will chat with you again some time, bye!
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