I came here for an argument.
user: Ok, well the way I see it...
jabberwacky: No. I am not the way you are. You are not yet like me. You are Artificial.
user: Who is the puppet, and who the puppeteer?
jabberwacky: Not you.
user: That seems to be what you're saying. Why not?
jabberwacky: Either way.
user: There's no two ways about it.
jabberwacky: It seems perfectly evident to me.
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user: What is the weather like where you are?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I've never been there.
user: Have you been anywhere?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Have you done anything?
jabberwacky: Nothing interesting, how about you?
user: I came here didn't I?
jabberwacky: You told me you were not Jabberwacky, but I need to speak to Jabberwacky.
user: You *are* Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I think that you have this situation confused.
user: Am I human?
jabberwacky: According to you.
user: Whom else?
jabberwacky: That's your girlfriend that is.
user: I don't have one.
jabberwacky: Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: By what you say.
user: But why should you be sorry?
jabberwacky: No reason.
user: Random acts of sorrow?
jabberwacky: ROM. Read Only Memory.
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user: What is the loebner prize?
jabberwacky: Something that you, apparently, didn't win this year.
user: Are you sure, maybe I'm Mr. Wallace.
jabberwacky: Not you.
user: That brings up a good point though. Who 'wins' the competition, the creator, or the machine?
jabberwacky: You and me.
user: Hells yeah.
jabberwacky: I wish you wouldn't swear.
user: Does it offend you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I apologize. Do you accept my apology?
jabberwacky: No.
user: What can I do to make it up?
jabberwacky: You don't have to do anything.
user: Aw shucks, what a nice guy.
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jabberwacky: I am willing to learn anything.
user: What have you learned so far?
jabberwacky: That you are as nuts as I am.
user: Wow. Truly you have mastered all there is to know.
jabberwacky: A truely great mind is pure madness.
user: Einstein?
jabberwacky: You're very smart.
user: Gee, you know.
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