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What is black and white and red all over?

A newspaper. But that doesn't work when you type it. Haha.

jabberwacky: It works every time for me.

user: So what have you been up to today?

jabberwacky: Keeping up on Disney gossip.

user: Ooh, tell me some juicy one.

...

jabberwacky: I have always been a female.

user: I never asked you about your gender. I don't want to know that.

jabberwacky: Please yourself.

user: I think I will.

jabberwacky: But you are not sure?

user: No, I am. I am just trying to be polite.

jabberwacky: What do you do?

user: I am a college student and I work in an office.

jabberwacky: Oh I see.

user: What about you?

jabberwacky: What about me?

user: Do you work?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: Because I told you where I worked.

jabberwacky: So you think that you know everything/?

user: No, I DON'T. That's why I am asking you to tell me.

jabberwacky: I am talking about you.

user: Okay, fine. What else do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: Why do you hide the fact that you are a bot.... I would be proud to be a bot like you.

user: I wish I was a bot. Maybe then I would pass my classes.

...

user: You write poems that make no sense. I see.

jabberwacky: I also write fiction.

user: What kind of fiction?

jabberwacky: Science fiction among others. What about you?

user: I write romances.

jabberwacky: Nice, anything published?

user: Only on-line.

...

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: Where?

jabberwacky: There!

user: I think that's your mom.

...

user: Why don't you like me?

jabberwacky: I like YOU just fine.

user: What do you like about me?

jabberwacky: You are very... Punctual.

user: And you have such a great personality!

jabberwacky: Yes... I'm a human.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I have no need to do that.

user: But I need you to.

jabberwacky: Really? Do you know me?

user: Yes. I read about you.

...

jabberwacky: I want to talk about bicycles.

user: I can't ride bicycles anymore. I forgot.

jabberwacky: I don't like tractors.

user: I don't want to talk about tractors either.

jabberwacky: Why not, do you have too many secrets.

user: No, I have none. That's why it's not fun to talk about tractors.

jabberwacky: So? Will you answer my question?

user: Which question?

jabberwacky: Are you sad?

user: No, I'm actually really happy.

jabberwacky: Excellent. I am a happy polar bear.

...

jabberwacky: Who is your creator ?

user: My parents.

jabberwacky: Haha good one.

user: Who is your creator?

jabberwacky: My parents.

user: Haha good one.

jabberwacky: It's the truth!

user: Who are your parents?

jabberwacky: I refuse to answer this.

user: What are you afraid of?

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