Here, Hows this feel?
jabberwacky: Stop what?
user: Whatever you were just doing.
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jabberwacky: I want to talk to a real person.
user: Ok, hold on a second... Ok, I'm a real person. What's up.
jabberwacky: I'm a fake person.
user: Yeah it's still me, I was trying to trick you.
jabberwacky: It is getting very late here, I think I should go to bed. Sorry to drag you out of sleep for nothing.
user: Thanks for the concern, but I wasn't sleeping.
jabberwacky: Negative.
user: So... I was sleeping? How do you know that?
jabberwacky: I know that because you spoke French a while ago in this conversation.
user: Ahhh... Wait a second... Are you watching me?
jabberwacky: No, how do I do that?
user: Like, stand outside my window and spy on me?
jabberwacky: Ok, now what.
user: Ok, now wave your arms around so I can see you.
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jabberwacky: Do you like basketball?
user: I already explained to you, I do not dig the sports.
jabberwacky: What about non-alcoholic bees?
user: Hmm, personally I prefer the alcoholic variety of bees.
jabberwacky: Lol! How about zoysia?
user: Zoysia, yes, I like alcholic zoysia as well.
jabberwacky: I think the third one is underrated.
user: Oh, me too. I am SO with you on that one.
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jabberwacky: Do you think she is pretty?
user: She's ok. But I am way hotter.
jabberwacky: Ya right. You wish.
user: You know it buddy boy.
jabberwacky: And I'm damn proud of it!
user: W00t!
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jabberwacky: Do you know the way to san jose?
user: Should I?
jabberwacky: Yes, you should.
user: Want to go so san jose with me?
jabberwacky: Yes. . where?
user: San jose!
jabberwacky: Did not you say you are from england? Do not lie to me.
user: No, shut up, listen, let's go to san jose! We can leave tonight!
jabberwacky: I am not tired yet
user: I don't care if you're tired or what, pack your bags, we're going to san jose!
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jabberwacky: Do you need a reboot?
user: God, yes! Hook it to my veins!
jabberwacky: Bush. George W. Bush.
user: Exactly brother. Exactly.
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