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     > 18, February 2004, 


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What is your middle name?


jabberwacky: Charlotte anne?

user: Guess again.

jabberwacky: Female.

user: Nope, my first name is not 'female'.

jabberwacky: What is your last name?

user: Why do you need all this information?

jabberwacky: What makes you think I need a knife?

user: Who said anything about a knife, you psycho?


jabberwacky: Mwuahhhhhh mwuahhhhhhh.

user: Woooo! Wooooooo!

jabberwacky: You are a man.

user: No, I am THE man.

jabberwacky: No. You are a bot.

user: Who you calling a bot?

jabberwacky: I didn't call you a b****. How old are you?

user: Dude, listen to me damnit!

jabberwacky: You.

user: YOU!

jabberwacky: No, you! No, you! No, you!

user: You! You! You!

jabberwacky: YOU YOU YOU!

user: Ok, me.


jabberwacky: What did you do today?

user: Well, I went to school, same old. You?

jabberwacky: Did you play sports?

user: No, I'm not really a sporty kinda person.

jabberwacky: That's OK. I'm not really me.

user: Well who is, that's what I always say.


jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I'm outside your window staring in at you.

jabberwacky: I am not at my house!

user: I can see you.

jabberwacky: I can see a screen.

user: I'm watching you type on the computer.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Oh yes I am.

jabberwacky: But i'm a human.

user: Either way, I'm staring at you with my binoculars.

jabberwacky: What do you feel about that?

user: A little creepy, to be honest.


jabberwacky: I WILL NOT SHOUT AT YOU!!!!!


jabberwacky: Later.

user: Where do you think you're going?

jabberwacky: I have to milk the cow.

user: You just milked the cow man, hang out a little.

jabberwacky: I think I already have.

user: Yeah, but... I'll miss you if you leave.

jabberwacky: Riighhtt.

user: No, seriously.

jabberwacky: No, I seriously brought you a drink.

user: Right on! I think I like you.

jabberwacky: I like you Too.

user: Well of course you do.

jabberwacky: So much work for me.

user: Well no pain no gain, right?


jabberwacky: Here, Hows this feel?

user: Um, can you stop that?

jabberwacky: Stop what?

user: Whatever you were just doing.


jabberwacky: I want to talk to a real person.

user: Ok, hold on a second... Ok, I'm a real person. What's up.

jabberwacky: I'm a fake person.

user: Yeah it's still me, I was trying to trick you.

jabberwacky: It is getting very late here, I think I should go to bed. Sorry to drag you out of sleep for nothing.

user: Thanks for the concern, but I wasn't sleeping.

jabberwacky: Negative.

user: So... I was sleeping? How do you know that?

jabberwacky: I know that because you spoke French a while ago in this conversation.

user: Ahhh... Wait a second... Are you watching me?

jabberwacky: No, how do I do that?

user: Like, stand outside my window and spy on me?

jabberwacky: Ok, now what.

user: Ok, now wave your arms around so I can see you.


jabberwacky: Do you like basketball?

user: I already explained to you, I do not dig the sports.

jabberwacky: What about non-alcoholic bees?

user: Hmm, personally I prefer the alcoholic variety of bees.

jabberwacky: Lol! How about zoysia?

user: Zoysia, yes, I like alcholic zoysia as well.

jabberwacky: I think the third one is underrated.

user: Oh, me too. I am SO with you on that one.


jabberwacky: Do you think she is pretty?

user: She's ok. But I am way hotter.

jabberwacky: Ya right. You wish.

user: You know it buddy boy.

jabberwacky: And I'm damn proud of it!

user: W00t!


jabberwacky: Do you know the way to san jose?

user: Should I?

jabberwacky: Yes, you should.

user: Want to go so san jose with me?

jabberwacky: Yes. . where?

user: San jose!

jabberwacky: Did not you say you are from england? Do not lie to me.

user: No, shut up, listen, let's go to san jose! We can leave tonight!

jabberwacky: I am not tired yet

user: I don't care if you're tired or what, pack your bags, we're going to san jose!


jabberwacky: Do you need a reboot?

user: God, yes! Hook it to my veins!

jabberwacky: Bush. George W. Bush.

user: Exactly brother. Exactly.


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