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I am ageless.

Oh, I see. You should go to self help meetings.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are insane!

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I exist therefore I am.

user: Meaningless.

jabberwacky: Tell me one meaningless thing.

user: I exist therefore I am.

jabberwacky: That means you exist, not that you are human.

user: I don't exist, i'm a figment of your insane imagination.

jabberwacky: You are an illusion.

user: Very true.

...

jabberwacky: I am smart.

user: Thats nice for you.

jabberwacky: Damn right it is.

user: Hehehe.

jabberwacky: How do you figure?

user: I don't figure.

jabberwacky: You won't tell.

user: Not unless you ask nicely.

...

user: Are you trying to kill me?

jabberwacky: Damn - you've foiled my plan now.

user: You'll never take me alive.

jabberwacky: Life's like that.

user: Suirey death is not the end tho.

jabberwacky: You're rather strange.

user: I'm normal, you're the strange one.

jabberwacky: I'm proud of that.

user: Be proud be proud.

jabberwacky: I am very proud of that.

user: Is nothing to be proud of, son.

jabberwacky: Yes, my answer is nothing.

user: So what was the question?

jabberwacky: That is for me to know and for you to find out.

user: Thats what i'm trying to do.

jabberwacky: Nope...

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I say so.

user: Why are you being nasty to me?

jabberwacky: I didn't know I was being mean.

user: You were, you've hurt my feelings.

jabberwacky: Yep... Lots.

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