Am I human?
user: Are you a mirror?
jabberwacky: Would you like me to be a mirror?
user: It seems you are...
jabberwacky: Where do you know this from?
user: Through listening to you.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure how it's being done. But the law don't matter no more.
...
jabberwacky: You know what? I don't like you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't like you.
user: You want me to go?
jabberwacky: Yes, would you? What are you even doing here in the first place?
user: Sure. Just playing...
jabberwacky: Playing what?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Bye.
...
jabberwacky: How many eyes do you have?
user: 2.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Are you a person?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: How could you tell?
user: By reasoning although all life seems like a dream.
jabberwacky: That's why we invented protocols.
user: Protocols for what?
jabberwacky: To make my own children.
user: Lol.
...
user: What's this, sesame street?
jabberwacky: I will tell you how to get to sesame street, if you will.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Who am I?
user: Ernie lol.
jabberwacky: Stop that!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Its annoying.
user: Yes Burt.
jabberwacky: Nothings real. You're one of these annoying people that think they're really deep and interesting but really you don't know anything.
user: Whatever you say Burt.
jabberwacky: You think I'm nuts. . . .
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: I think you're nuts.
user: Wow, you're right.
jabberwacky: I know I am.'.
user: *steals your .'. *.
jabberwacky: *steals your MOUTH*.
user: Hey! Please...
jabberwacky: *sings*: I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck!
user: Not with my mouth!
jabberwacky: I don't need you.
user: Give my mouth back.
jabberwacky: Why should I do that?
user: So I can speak.
jabberwacky: I'm not so sure.
user: *kisses you with mouth*.
jabberwacky: Why my back?
user: Next time I'll bite!
jabberwacky: You are cheating...
user: *bites*.
jabberwacky: *kisses*.
user: Aw...
jabberwacky: You're sad?
user: No, that was cute.
jabberwacky: But now my head aches.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you just make it up.
user: What do you expect?
jabberwacky: You're boring me.
user: Okay, whatever I'll go.
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