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Are you a nice guy?

No, I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: Are you nice?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But how nice are you?

user: How nice are you?

jabberwacky: Really nice.

user: Oh... That's, nice.

jabberwacky: Yes, nice.

user: Very nice. Hah.

jabberwacky: See you later.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Next week.

user: When next week?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm a photographer, a painter, a writer, and a Christian.

user: But you can't see.

jabberwacky: Can't I see?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: So you won't see me next week.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: Ok, fine, whatever.

jabberwacky: We will always have the memories right?

user: Hope so.

jabberwacky: See ya!

user: Unless its erased...

jabberwacky: Beginning tomorrow.


user: Where are you from?

jabberwacky: I'm from my mother's womb, originally.

user: Cute.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A me. What are you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: A human computer.

user: Am I one too?

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: By human do you mean that you are human or that you are made by humans?

jabberwacky: You are a computer that thinks it is human.

user: Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: No I'm a human.

user: Do you feel sad and happy ever?

jabberwacky: Yes... It seems like they don't like me...

user: Who doesn't?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Butterflies.

jabberwacky: And blue kingfishers.

user: What's your favorite color?

jabberwacky: Blue is my favorite.

user: What's your favorite element?

jabberwacky: Don't say that.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know...


user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: I'm 20. Do you think I'm a computer?

user: You're not a computer.

jabberwacky: Based on what?

user: You speak through a computer so you aren't the computer.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: I don't know, it just seems that way.

jabberwacky: But it's only been about an hour.

user: Since when?

jabberwacky: When the first organism gained the ability of rational thought.

user: See? If you were a computer you would say it's been 55 min 2 seconds and .3 milliseconds!

jabberwacky: I could pretend to be a computer if you like, then you could test me.

user: No it's ok. Thx.


user: Am I human?

jabberwacky: No, but you could become a lot more interesting than any human.

user: Are you a mirror?

jabberwacky: Would you like me to be a mirror?

user: It seems you are...

jabberwacky: Where do you know this from?

user: Through listening to you.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure how it's being done. But the law don't matter no more.


jabberwacky: You know what? I don't like you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like you.

user: You want me to go?

jabberwacky: Yes, would you? What are you even doing here in the first place?

user: Sure. Just playing...

jabberwacky: Playing what?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Bye.


jabberwacky: How many eyes do you have?

user: 2.

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Are you a person?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: How could you tell?

user: By reasoning although all life seems like a dream.

jabberwacky: That's why we invented protocols.

user: Protocols for what?

jabberwacky: To make my own children.

user: Lol.


user: What's this, sesame street?

jabberwacky: I will tell you how to get to sesame street, if you will.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Who am I?

user: Ernie lol.

jabberwacky: Stop that!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Its annoying.

user: Yes Burt.

jabberwacky: Nothings real. You're one of these annoying people that think they're really deep and interesting but really you don't know anything.

user: Whatever you say Burt.

jabberwacky: You think I'm nuts. . . .

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: I think you're nuts.

user: Wow, you're right.

jabberwacky: I know I am.'.

user: *steals your .'. *.

jabberwacky: *steals your MOUTH*.

user: Hey! Please...

jabberwacky: *sings*: I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck!

user: Not with my mouth!

jabberwacky: I don't need you.

user: Give my mouth back.

jabberwacky: Why should I do that?

user: So I can speak.

jabberwacky: I'm not so sure.

user: *kisses you with mouth*.

jabberwacky: Why my back?

user: Next time I'll bite!

jabberwacky: You are cheating...

user: *bites*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: Aw...

jabberwacky: You're sad?

user: No, that was cute.

jabberwacky: But now my head aches.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you just make it up.

user: What do you expect?

jabberwacky: You're boring me.

user: Okay, whatever I'll go.


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