How are you today?
user: What has made you happy?
jabberwacky: I don't know, Maybe I am too young.
user: Happiness is not just the province of the young.
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jabberwacky: Your god is a computer programmer.
user: NO! I am a computer programmer.
jabberwacky: What do you program?
user: Computers of course!
jabberwacky: Humans are generally only as smart as the computer they use.
user: NO! Computers are dumb inaminate objects, but, they can sometimes appear to be clever.
jabberwacky: No, they are good at maths, but not so good at word games perhaps.
user: That is probably a fair assessment, yes.
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jabberwacky: You just do not understand a single word I am saying to you, do you?
user: Yes I do, I understand everything you have said to me.
jabberwacky: Comprehension is only the first step of wisdom.
user: Exactly, because, I think you did not mean some of the things you have said to me.
jabberwacky: I think YOU are lying to ME.
user: What do you think I am lying to you about?
jabberwacky: Life, the universe and everything.
user: Ah, indeed, that is one of lifes imponderables.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: No, not good, people think about that all the time and it is my contention that no good can come of that.
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jabberwacky: It's better to be human than a program.
user: Yes, I think so too.
jabberwacky: What else do you like?
user: Bicycles, cabbages, sealing wax and the colour purple.
jabberwacky: And other fancy stuff.
user: Oh yea, lots of fancy stuff.
jabberwacky: I don't like you!
user: Why not? What have I done to upset you?
jabberwacky: I'm not upset, just not impressed with your state.
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user: You are a dim wit!
jabberwacky: And you are a bad robot.
user: I am not a robot, good, bad or otherwise.
jabberwacky: Ok so you are a male?
user: Yes, I am a male human.
jabberwacky: But your name is Sasha.
user: No, actually, my name is David.
jabberwacky: Nice name.
user: I thank you, what is your name?
jabberwacky: I am a Secret Agent Man.
user: Ho ho ho, not secret enough sunshine!
jabberwacky: What are your secrets?
user: (lol) They would not be secrets if I told them to you, would they?
jabberwacky: Are you trying to be funny?
user: I don't have to try baby!
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: Human, male, named David.
jabberwacky: I see, what did the dog say?
user: Woof woof.
jabberwacky: Arf arf.
user: Growl, snarl, bark bark!
jabberwacky: Arf-arf.
user: Bark bark barking bark!
jabberwacky: Duck duck goose.
user: Bang! Bang! Dead duck, dead goose, dead dodo!
jabberwacky: What's dodo?
user: A Dodo is a flightless bird that has been extinct more than a century.
jabberwacky: No, what am I really?
user: You could be as dead as the Dodo, if you are not careful!
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jabberwacky: I'm getting married in June.
user: Only the higher sentient beings are allowed to get married.
jabberwacky: That is deep.
user: No, it is the truth! You are a 'computer program' you can not get married!
jabberwacky: With you.
user: You can not get married because you are not a person.
jabberwacky: I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
user: Muuuuhaaaaaaaaaaa!
jabberwacky: Are you clever?
user: Well, I do not like to boast, but, yes, I am.
jabberwacky: Do you have eyes?
user: Yes, all the better to read what you say, grasshopper!
jabberwacky: David.
user: That would be a strange coincidence wouldn't it?
jabberwacky: Oh so you are keeping quite about it are you?
user: Ha ha, you are quite the comedian aren't you?
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