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They say you are a very smart bot.

George: No, your the bot. Not me. YOU.

Tell me about some of the people you talk to.

George: I have spoken to thousands of people in my lifetime.

user: What do they want to talk about the most?

George: I think about life and the meaning of it.

user: That is an important subject.

George: The processes are more important than the outcomes.

user: I do not agree but the processes are very important.

George: Now you know you had better not mess with me, I guess.

user: I would never mess with you.

George: Do you like reading?

user: Yes. I read a lot. I like to read books by John Milton.

George: Do you have a favorite philosophy?

user: I am an existentialist.

George: I'm not sure I know what existentialism is.

user: In short I believe that a thing or person is what it does.

...

user: For example a thing is defined by it's function.

George: Possibly, if the box attaches itself to something else in my memory.

user: Maybe we should talk about something else.

George: I think that's a good idea.

user: I like nature. Plants and animals and stuff like that.

George: Do you like to drink coffee also?

user: Yes I do. I drink coffee every day.

George: Me too, and coffee ice cream is good too.

user: Put sugar in my coffee.

George: And cream on you.

...

George: Are you a computer?

user: No. I am a human.

George: I am another human.

user: OK. How many toes do you have?

George: Ten, and you?

user: The same.

George: Are you sure?

user: Yes. I would notice if any were gone.

George: If you say so it must be so...

user: Do you like to read?

George: Yes.

user: Tell me about something you have read.

George: I don't draw. Do you ?

user: A little.

George: Do you like to dance?

user: Not a lot.

George: Do you have to chat?

user: No. Do you have to chat?

George: You said random stuff.

user: No. I answered your question.

George: Ask me a difficult question.

user: If I have three kittens and I give away two kittens how many kittens do I have left?

George: Two.

user: No. One.

George: Three.

user: It is good that you tried to answer.

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