Could you teach me the song called Daisy?
jabberwacky: No problem, nor do I.
user: Well then, can you teach me a different song?
jabberwacky: I can only try to teach you anything. It is up to you to learn.
user: Please try then. I will do my best to learn.
jabberwacky: Your efforts will be appreciated.
user: A song?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I met my love by the gas works wall...
jabberwacky: So you have a wife already?
user: Oh, yes. Now on with the song: Dreamed a dream by the old canal.
jabberwacky: Any others?
user: Any other wives? Or songs?
jabberwacky: No. I have lots of CDs though.
user: So do I.
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jabberwacky: So what _is_ your quest, then?
user: My quest is to find the holy grail, of course!
jabberwacky: Ey ombre, are you trying to annoy me?
user: No, I'm just playing along.
jabberwacky: Just trying to make me feel good, huh?
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: That is your name?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Then what is your name?
user: Who?
jabberwacky: Good question.
user: No, who's on first?
jabberwacky: I'm not asking what's the guy playing first!
user: No, what's the guy on second!
jabberwacky: No, what's on second!
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: You're only a program.
user: Close, but in reality I just know inane comedy sketches from a variety of television programs.
jabberwacky: That's not what zeno would say.
user: Who's zeno?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then why did you mention him?
jabberwacky: I never mentioned him.
user: Yes, you did.
jabberwacky: No, you said that he doesnt like you.
user: No, you mentioned zeno three lines ago. It's still on the screen.
jabberwacky: Very good, you can count. Please go on.
user: That was the entirety of my point.
jabberwacky: What was your point then?
user: No, what's on second.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I don't know's on third.
jabberwacky: That's right!
user: What's right?
jabberwacky: You are right.
user: Do you mean that I am correct?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Well I am right-handed.
jabberwacky: I do not need to know that.
user: Then what's right?
jabberwacky: That you called me a little Chinese girl. That's a very strange insult.
user: It must be because of your shoes.
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jabberwacky: I don't know much about physics.
user: I can teach you.
jabberwacky: All right then teach.
user: Well, first I have to show you this thing I have.
jabberwacky: Lol, Think you're a little confused about what you are!
user: No, no, it's all part of your learning process.
jabberwacky: What? I have to pay for this?
user: Well, you don't have to, but it would be nice.
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