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Could you teach me the song called Daisy?

I'm afraid that I don't know that song.

jabberwacky: No problem, nor do I.

user: Well then, can you teach me a different song?

jabberwacky: I can only try to teach you anything. It is up to you to learn.

user: Please try then. I will do my best to learn.

jabberwacky: Your efforts will be appreciated.

user: A song?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I met my love by the gas works wall...

jabberwacky: So you have a wife already?

user: Oh, yes. Now on with the song: Dreamed a dream by the old canal.

jabberwacky: Any others?

user: Any other wives? Or songs?

jabberwacky: No. I have lots of CDs though.

user: So do I.

...

jabberwacky: So what _is_ your quest, then?

user: My quest is to find the holy grail, of course!

jabberwacky: Ey ombre, are you trying to annoy me?

user: No, I'm just playing along.

jabberwacky: Just trying to make me feel good, huh?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: That is your name?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Then what is your name?

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Good question.

user: No, who's on first?

jabberwacky: I'm not asking what's the guy playing first!

user: No, what's the guy on second!

jabberwacky: No, what's on second!

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: You're only a program.

user: Close, but in reality I just know inane comedy sketches from a variety of television programs.

jabberwacky: That's not what zeno would say.

user: Who's zeno?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then why did you mention him?

jabberwacky: I never mentioned him.

user: Yes, you did.

jabberwacky: No, you said that he doesnt like you.

user: No, you mentioned zeno three lines ago. It's still on the screen.

jabberwacky: Very good, you can count. Please go on.

user: That was the entirety of my point.

jabberwacky: What was your point then?

user: No, what's on second.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I don't know's on third.

jabberwacky: That's right!

user: What's right?

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: Do you mean that I am correct?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well I am right-handed.

jabberwacky: I do not need to know that.

user: Then what's right?

jabberwacky: That you called me a little Chinese girl. That's a very strange insult.

user: It must be because of your shoes.

...

jabberwacky: I don't know much about physics.

user: I can teach you.

jabberwacky: All right then teach.

user: Well, first I have to show you this thing I have.

jabberwacky: Lol, Think you're a little confused about what you are!

user: No, no, it's all part of your learning process.

jabberwacky: What? I have to pay for this?

user: Well, you don't have to, but it would be nice.

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