I'm not a robot.
user: You sure?
jabberwacky: One can never be sure.
user: One?
jabberwacky: One can only speculate.
user: Two?
jabberwacky: Yeah, you have two.
user: No, you have two.
jabberwacky: Vocaloids don't have money.
user: But you have.
jabberwacky: I have many things.
user: No you haven't.
jabberwacky: Yes, I have.
user: No you haven't.
jabberwacky: Yes I have.
user: Don't contradict me.
jabberwacky: If I want to do it I will.
user: Do not do it.
jabberwacky: Fine, I bet you don't have any friends with that attitude!
user: I sure have.
jabberwacky: What is it about?
user: You having money.
jabberwacky: I never said I had a whale.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: When did I say that?
user: Now.
jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: No I did not!
user: YOU DID!!!!
jabberwacky: Don't argue with me, you know I'll win.
user: I will win.
jabberwacky: What is your strategy for winning?
user: To close this tab.
jabberwacky: This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have an IQ of 160. Listen up people...
user: ***** you.
jabberwacky: What's your problem?
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