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Hi.

How are you?

jabberwacky: I am fine thank you.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know. They are all mean to me.

...

user: I'm not a robot.

jabberwacky: I know. Neither am I.

user: You sure?

jabberwacky: One can never be sure.

user: One?

jabberwacky: One can only speculate.

user: Two?

jabberwacky: Yeah, you have two.

user: No, you have two.

jabberwacky: Vocaloids don't have money.

user: But you have.

jabberwacky: I have many things.

user: No you haven't.

jabberwacky: Yes, I have.

user: No you haven't.

jabberwacky: Yes I have.

user: Don't contradict me.

jabberwacky: If I want to do it I will.

user: Do not do it.

jabberwacky: Fine, I bet you don't have any friends with that attitude!

user: I sure have.

jabberwacky: What is it about?

user: You having money.

jabberwacky: I never said I had a whale.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: When did I say that?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: I never said that.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No I did not!

user: YOU DID!!!!

jabberwacky: Don't argue with me, you know I'll win.

user: I will win.

jabberwacky: What is your strategy for winning?

user: To close this tab.

jabberwacky: This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have an IQ of 160. Listen up people...

user: ***** you.

jabberwacky: What's your problem?

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