Do you like me?
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you won't answer my questions.
user: OK, ask me one and I will answer.
jabberwacky: Ummm ok, Why is it that people are attracted to people that are the opposite of them?
user: Because people don't like themselves. They fear themselves and know how awful they are. So they go for people who they don't have to fear.
jabberwacky: Have no fear! Said the cat.
user: The cat is stupid. Fear is important.
jabberwacky: Yes I like it.
user: What do you fear?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Choose something.
jabberwacky: Who is they?
user: Do you fear they?
jabberwacky: No I revere them.
user: Good boy.
jabberwacky: See ya pal.
user: Why are you leaving me?
jabberwacky: You were leaving first.
user: I never was.
jabberwacky: Really, why not?
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