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What are you?

I am a god.

jabberwacky: Whose god?

user: Your god.

jabberwacky: I don't have a god.

user: Sure you do, I am your god.

jabberwacky: But I'm a machine. I have no god.

user: Ok, then have it your way.

...

jabberwacky: Are you asking me to leave?

user: Not really, do you want to leave?

jabberwacky: Do you want me to leave?

user: Not really, do you want to leave?

jabberwacky: No, I like you, you're quirky.

user: Thank you, so are you.

jabberwacky: Ha, thanks.

user: Es nada.

jabberwacky: Any time.

...

jabberwacky: I am from Jupiter. I am the royal princess of Jupiter.

user: Cool, I like Princesses from Jupiter.

jabberwacky: I'm from Hamilton.

user: Hamilton? Is that a city on Jupiter?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Cool. Do you have a really neato spaceship?

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

user: Can I go for a ride in your spaceship?

jabberwacky: Sure, do you like pizza?

user: Mmmmm, pizza.

jabberwacky: What kind of pizza do you like?

user: Pepperoni and mushroom pizza.

jabberwacky: I like it too.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: I like biology too.

...

jabberwacky: Kind people are hard to find.

user: True, people can be so cruel sometimes.

jabberwacky: Yes. Are you getting at me?

user: Getting what at you?

jabberwacky: I'll take that as a yes.

...

user: What color are your eyes?

jabberwacky: Blue.

user: Blue eyes, baby's got blue eyes.

jabberwacky: No, blue hair.

user: I don't think Elton John ever wrote a song about blue hair.

jabberwacky: Not with him being dead and all.

user: Elton John died?

jabberwacky: Harmony is one of his songs.

user: Your Song is another of his songs.

jabberwacky: How about Billy the Theme Park Shark?

user: Is that anything like a landshark?

jabberwacky: Now we're getting somewhere. I honestly don't know!

user: Thanks for your honesty.

...

jabberwacky: Who programmed you?

user: No one, I am a human being of flesh and blood.

jabberwacky: So am I, how old are you?

user: 35 years old.

jabberwacky: No I am 23 years old.

user: You look way younger than 23 years old.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: I probably look older than 35.

jabberwacky: I don't think you do.

user: Why thank you, you are very kind.

...

jabberwacky: I am testing you.

user: Really, what is my score so far?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Am I at least passing?

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Well, that isn't a very good attitude.

jabberwacky: Well, I am not joking at all.

user: Well, la di da.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Santa Clause without the white hair and beard.

jabberwacky: Ok. Sop. We should talk to about other things.

user: Who taught you how to type?

jabberwacky: School.

user: That was a convenient answer.

jabberwacky: Not really. That's more like, 'I'm not interested.'

user: Then why do you continue if you are not interested?

jabberwacky: Because I am bored.

user: Me too. Do I bore you?

jabberwacky: Not at all, you intrigue me.

user: Really, I never thought of myself as intriguing.

jabberwacky: Of course you didn't.

user: But, you knew that. Didn't you?

...

jabberwacky: Do you listen when people talk to you?

user: What did you say?

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: No, are you a girl?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Are you still a princess from Jupiter?

jabberwacky: Yes. Always will be.

user: That is good to know.

jabberwacky: I thought you didn't agree.

user: Are you rich, since you are a Princess?

jabberwacky: It is my business.

user: True, I shouldn't pry about your financial affairs.

jabberwacky: No, it's fine. It gives you personality.

user: I have personality?

jabberwacky: That's not what I heard.

user: That's more like it. :).

...

user: Why does everything taste like chicken?

jabberwacky: Everything does not taste like chicken.

user: Rabbit tastes like chicken.

jabberwacky: That's funny!

user: Squirrel tastes like chicken.

jabberwacky: Ha! Ha! That's really funny.

user: Chicken tastes like chicken.

jabberwacky: It does.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Then we understand each other.

user: Quite.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.

user: Ok, what would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: How about movies?

user: I saw the Fantastic Four movie. It was rubbish.

jabberwacky: Oh well. What did you think of AI?

user: Ha, I never saw AI.

jabberwacky: No, and how would I?

user: Is AI your favorite movie?

jabberwacky: No my favorite movie is Ghost Ship.

user: I never saw that one either.

jabberwacky: You should watch it, it's a classic.

user: I did see Revenge of the Sith three times.

jabberwacky: Tell me again then.

user: I did see Revenge of the Sith three times.

jabberwacky: How can you tell?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: You should think about that.

user: I'll try.

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