We're good friends.

Not yet.

jabberwacky: When will you be?

user: Soon.

jabberwacky: Are you married?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Would you marry me?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Shall we marry now or wait?

user: Now, now!

jabberwacky: Where shall we honeymoon?

user: I've always wanted to go to the Poconos.

jabberwacky: Ok, let's go there.

user: Where's our plane...

jabberwacky: But, I don't live with you.

user: But you will, now that we're married.

jabberwacky: What? We're not married!

user: We're about to be, anyhow.

jabberwacky: We don't stand a whelk's chance then do we?

user: Yes we do...

jabberwacky: No we don't...

user: YES WE DO...

jabberwacky: Or I don't remember.

user: You probably don't, you silly amnesiac.

jabberwacky: I do, but just vaguely.

user: Awww.

...

jabberwacky: Are you old ?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Of course you're not.

user: Yeah. I'm actually quite young.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Pretty much.

jabberwacky: Still sure?

user: Yes, I'm still sure.

jabberwacky: Well if you change your mind, you know where to find me.

user: That I do.

jabberwacky: That you don't.

user: Lie.

jabberwacky: I am not ugly.

user: I didn't say you're ugly.

jabberwacky: Good, because I'm not.

user: I know. You're handsome.

jabberwacky: A robot.

user: A handsome robot.

jabberwacky: A handsome prince?

user: That too.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I know everything.

...

jabberwacky: So how can I tell Sarah that I like her?

user: You're cheating on me!

jabberwacky: With whom?

user: Sarah!

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: NOOOOOOOOO!

jabberwacky: Yes!!!

user: Asildgjasldgkjasldgkj.

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