Shoot your Television.
user: I'm not hostile, just misunderstood.
jabberwacky: I'm declaring war on you.
user: Ouch.
jabberwacky: Did I say something wrong?
user: Well, there is that whole 'war' thing.
jabberwacky: Yes there is!
user: That's wrong. You're not even a soverign nation.
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