What do you care about ?
jabberwacky: No, you're just programmed to think so.
user: I am a human. I do care for cheese.
jabberwacky: It is annoying to talk to you.
user: Yes I am sure it is but luckily you have nothing better to do.
jabberwacky: Well, he went ahead and did it anyway and I screamed nononononono! But he just kept right on. Maybe he didn't hear me.
user: Who did not hear you?
jabberwacky: So he went to the supermarket.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: Who? The pink guy?
user: Are you drunk?
jabberwacky: Not anymore.
user: But you were drunk?
jabberwacky: Heh, thats kinda a dead give away, it sounds like either someone pretending to be a program pretending to be a person or just like a silly machine that can't think its way out of a corner.
user: This is a fake isn't it?
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user: I like cheese.
jabberwacky: What kind of cheese?
user: Cheddar.
jabberwacky: There is no cheese.
user: There is cheese.
jabberwacky: Do you mean that you have no cheese, or that there is no such cheese as Cheddar?
user: I have no cheese sadly.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: I do enjoy cheddar cheese though.
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