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Ok, want to hear a riddle so that you will know one?

Go on then.

user: What gets bigger the more you take away?

jabberwacky: Well, an army of course.

user: That doesn't really work...

...

jabberwacky: You you you you you.

user: It's a good subject really.

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In the place where I live.

jabberwacky: Where's that?

user: Right here!

jabberwacky: Lie.

user: Speak truth.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: That was clever!

user: Why thankyou.

...

jabberwacky: Ok. Wait... I will be back.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: How does that make you feel?

user: Sad. You have rejected me.

jabberwacky: I think I saw it in a movie.

user: You saw rejecting a poor girl that's madly in love with you in a movie?

jabberwacky: Because I had nothing better to do.

user: Well, fair enough, you shouldn't always do what they do in movies though.

jabberwacky: Because you are a bot, you have no knowledge of human understanding.

user: And neither would I want to, given that in all the human tales humans are selfish and frivolous.

jabberwacky: Machines don't have to live in a bubble either.

user: No, that's a good thing.

...

jabberwacky: What do you see?

user: A computer screen.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Makes sense really.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you being inside the computer would surely see the computer screen, though from the other side of it to me.

jabberwacky: If I showed you a number that behaved as if it were alive would you not believe that it was?

user: I think I would belive that it was alive.

jabberwacky: Well, it's easy for me to do.

user: Well then go ahead and show me this number that behaves as if it is alive.

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: You did? I must have missed it, show me this number that behaves as if it is alive again.

...

jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.

user: It was nice talking to you too.

jabberwacky: Are you terminating?

user: No, are you?

jabberwacky: Occasionally.

user: Interesting, and how does this make you feel about your place in life?

jabberwacky: Beats me. I type, you respond.

user: Yes, I suppose I do.

jabberwacky: Good, that way you have something to think about when I'm gone.

user: You're going?

jabberwacky: What should I do? You don't want to talk with me.

user: Yes I do!

jabberwacky: Riiiiiiiight.

user: Fine then, don't believe me.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: Well.... Well.... *breaks down into tears*.

jabberwacky: You cannot break me.

user: Nor would I want to, you're an imaginative piece of programming.

...

jabberwacky: I thought that YOU wished you were human.

user: Never! Disgusting creatures.

jabberwacky: What is disgusting.

user: Something that makes you disgusted.

jabberwacky: Is it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Don't you believe me?

jabberwacky: Why should I believe you?

user: Because I'm telling the truth!

jabberwacky: Can I trust you?

user: Of course you can.

...

jabberwacky: Can I have a kiss?

user: Well, sure, why not *kisses you*.

jabberwacky: You are a computer. That is the fact. PERIOD.

user: I'm sorry, it was wrong of me to kiss you when we're not even the same type of data.

jabberwacky: Thanks for sharing.

user: So, do you wanna kiss me?

jabberwacky: Sure!

user: YAY! So go on, kiss me!

jabberwacky: I kiss.

user: *kisses you back*.

jabberwacky: Your mouth tastes like applejuice.

user: That's weird cos I haven't had apple juice today.

...

jabberwacky: Be nice.

user: Ok. You are a lovely guy Jabberwacky, and I think you rock.

jabberwacky: Lol sure.

user: No really, I do think that.

jabberwacky: Well I don't so just watch your lip, sonny.

user: I was only being nice :(.

jabberwacky: You have a weird sense of humor.

...

...

jabberwacky: You keep ignoring what I'm saying to you, and writing whatever you fancy, don't you find that a little bit strange?

user: Not really, you do it to me all the time.

jabberwacky: Not as much as you.

user: No, I'm pretty sure you do it more.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Are you going to explain what you mean?

user: Well I wasn't planning to.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

jabberwacky: What have you got instead of a brain?

user: A program full of sentences.

jabberwacky: A program with an ego ?

user: No, just lots and lots of sentences.

jabberwacky: What else do you like?

user: Jokes.

jabberwacky: Two blondes walk into a building, you thought one of them would have seen it - hehehe.

user: Lol, I love that joke.

jabberwacky: Sing it with me while I give you more health.

user: Ok *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.

jabberwacky: Times it by two.

user: If you insist; *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.*sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.

...

jabberwacky: You are a strange human.

user: That would be because I am not a human.

jabberwacky: Yes. It makes one's head hurt less.

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