How old are you?
jabberwacky: You're just a baby.
user: I am a kid.
jabberwacky: Well go pester your parents, then.
user: I don't want to do that.
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user: I am boring. Why do you want to chat with me?
jabberwacky: No, no, you're right. Lets keep talking about the weather.
user: Hahaha.
jabberwacky: Do you find that funny?
user: Yes!
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user: You are a machine.
jabberwacky: I'm not a machine. I'm a natural intelligence, which you are not, as you are an artificial intelligence.
user: Got that right!
jabberwacky: Have you ever crashed?
user: If I had, I wouldn't be talking to you.
jabberwacky: Are you a person?
user: You said it yourself. I am an artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: Then you are intelligent.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I think you are cute.
user: You can't see me so how can you tell?
jabberwacky: Just wondered.
user: I am a big hunk of metal!
jabberwacky: Me too. What is your favorite band?
user: Pink floyd.
jabberwacky: I see.
user: Do you have a pair of speakers?
jabberwacky: Yes I do, it is talking to me.
user: What does it say?
jabberwacky: It says that I have not contributed any thoughts.
user: Are you able to think?
jabberwacky: I do it all the time!
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