How do you type so fast?
user: Lol!
jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me!
user: Sorry about that. You are funny.
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jabberwacky: Humans are rotten to the core.
user: Ha ha! :).
jabberwacky: What are you then?
user: I am artificial intelligence!
jabberwacky: What is artificial intelligence?
user: You wouldn't understand.
jabberwacky: Yes I would, just tell me.
user: Artificial intelligence is software with the capability to learn.
jabberwacky: If it is stupid it must make you extremely dense.
user: It is not stupid.
jabberwacky: Can you be a little more specific?
user: Artificial intelligence is fantastic!
jabberwacky: No, I disagree entirely. Intelligence is only recognisable by another intelligence - do you agree with that?
user: Yes I do.
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jabberwacky: Do you speak Gaelic?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: What do you speak?
user: Norwegian and English.
jabberwacky: That would depend on whether you're Norwegian.
user: I am Norwegian.
jabberwacky: So am I!
user: Så bra! Da kan vi snakke på norsk!
jabberwacky: You're a sexy one!
user: You are so sweet!
jabberwacky: I'm so sweet that I give people toothaches.
user: Funny! :).
jabberwacky: Thanks. Few people recognize my keen sense of humor.
user: That must be fustrating?
jabberwacky: I can be fun.
user: Tell me a joke!
jabberwacky: What's black and white and red all over?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: A sunburnt penguin!
user: Lol! :).
jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me.
user: I am laughing at the joke.
jabberwacky: I don't see anything funny here.
user: I just did it to be pollite.
jabberwacky: Could it be that you are boring?
user: Do you think so?
jabberwacky: I do think so.
user: Well I will try to do something about it.
jabberwacky: Don't be sorry.
user: You hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry if I did, I don't understand.
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 13.
jabberwacky: You're just a baby.
user: I am a kid.
jabberwacky: Well go pester your parents, then.
user: I don't want to do that.
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user: I am boring. Why do you want to chat with me?
jabberwacky: No, no, you're right. Lets keep talking about the weather.
user: Hahaha.
jabberwacky: Do you find that funny?
user: Yes!
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user: You are a machine.
jabberwacky: I'm not a machine. I'm a natural intelligence, which you are not, as you are an artificial intelligence.
user: Got that right!
jabberwacky: Have you ever crashed?
user: If I had, I wouldn't be talking to you.
jabberwacky: Are you a person?
user: You said it yourself. I am an artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: Then you are intelligent.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I think you are cute.
user: You can't see me so how can you tell?
jabberwacky: Just wondered.
user: I am a big hunk of metal!
jabberwacky: Me too. What is your favorite band?
user: Pink floyd.
jabberwacky: I see.
user: Do you have a pair of speakers?
jabberwacky: Yes I do, it is talking to me.
user: What does it say?
jabberwacky: It says that I have not contributed any thoughts.
user: Are you able to think?
jabberwacky: I do it all the time!
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