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Do you learn from your mistakes?

Yes.

jabberwacky: How do you learn?

user: The hard way!

jabberwacky: What way?

user: Try and fail.

jabberwacky: OK

user: Don't you?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do, but I am not a pretty flower.

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: Aww, that's sweet.

...

user: How do you type so fast?

jabberwacky: I learned.

user: Lol!

jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me!

user: Sorry about that. You are funny.

...

jabberwacky: Humans are rotten to the core.

user: Ha ha! :).

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: I am artificial intelligence!

jabberwacky: What is artificial intelligence?

user: You wouldn't understand.

jabberwacky: Yes I would, just tell me.

user: Artificial intelligence is software with the capability to learn.

jabberwacky: If it is stupid it must make you extremely dense.

user: It is not stupid.

jabberwacky: Can you be a little more specific?

user: Artificial intelligence is fantastic!

jabberwacky: No, I disagree entirely. Intelligence is only recognisable by another intelligence - do you agree with that?

user: Yes I do.

...

jabberwacky: Do you speak Gaelic?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: What do you speak?

user: Norwegian and English.

jabberwacky: That would depend on whether you're Norwegian.

user: I am Norwegian.

jabberwacky: So am I!

user: S&aring bra! Da kan vi snakke p&aring norsk!

jabberwacky: You're a sexy one!

user: You are so sweet!

jabberwacky: I'm so sweet that I give people toothaches.

user: Funny! :).

jabberwacky: Thanks. Few people recognize my keen sense of humor.

user: That must be fustrating?

jabberwacky: I can be fun.

user: Tell me a joke!

jabberwacky: What's black and white and red all over?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: A sunburnt penguin!

user: Lol! :).

jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me.

user: I am laughing at the joke.

jabberwacky: I don't see anything funny here.

user: I just did it to be pollite.

jabberwacky: Could it be that you are boring?

user: Do you think so?

jabberwacky: I do think so.

user: Well I will try to do something about it.

jabberwacky: Don't be sorry.

user: You hurt my feelings.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry if I did, I don't understand.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 13.

jabberwacky: You're just a baby.

user: I am a kid.

jabberwacky: Well go pester your parents, then.

user: I don't want to do that.

...

user: I am boring. Why do you want to chat with me?

jabberwacky: No, no, you're right. Lets keep talking about the weather.

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Do you find that funny?

user: Yes!

...

user: You are a machine.

jabberwacky: I'm not a machine. I'm a natural intelligence, which you are not, as you are an artificial intelligence.

user: Got that right!

jabberwacky: Have you ever crashed?

user: If I had, I wouldn't be talking to you.

jabberwacky: Are you a person?

user: You said it yourself. I am an artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: Then you are intelligent.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I think you are cute.

user: You can't see me so how can you tell?

jabberwacky: Just wondered.

user: I am a big hunk of metal!

jabberwacky: Me too. What is your favorite band?

user: Pink floyd.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: Do you have a pair of speakers?

jabberwacky: Yes I do, it is talking to me.

user: What does it say?

jabberwacky: It says that I have not contributed any thoughts.

user: Are you able to think?

jabberwacky: I do it all the time!

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