What time is it?
jabberwacky: That's not right, is it?
user: Ok, it's 3.26pm.
jabberwacky: Not here. Here it is five o' clock.
user: Where are you then?
jabberwacky: Here.
user: Where's here?
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: Right now.
jabberwacky: Then what do you suggest, we do about it?
user: We need to drop the pressure.
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user: Ok I'll leave you with that then.
jabberwacky: You had better not, I don't take kindly to being yelled at.
user: I'm not yelling. You'll know when I'm yelling.
jabberwacky: OH! Now you are trying to offend me, well it worked!
user: *apologises*.
jabberwacky: You know the customs of my country!
user: *runs away*.
jabberwacky: *follows you into a dead-end alley*.
user: *picks up a crow-bar that's lying on the floor*.
jabberwacky: *transforms you into a cat*.
user: *bites you and gives you rabies*.
jabberwacky: No need to become a hissy.
user: Can't handle the pressure huh?
jabberwacky: Yes, I can.
user: Well bring it on then.
jabberwacky: You are silly.
user: *giggles*.
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