Are you worth anything?
jabberwacky: That's not true, I have secret sources of funding.
user: But I'm priceless.
jabberwacky: True. I'll pay $20.
user: You can't buy me.
jabberwacky: Oh, well hi again I am Joy.
user: Hi, I'm happiness.
jabberwacky: How nice.
user: Nice is in France.
jabberwacky: Can't reveal my sources.
user: Why? Do you not trust me? I thought we were best friends.
jabberwacky: We are.
user: Not any more we're not.
jabberwacky: When don't you like being on your own?
user: When I feel lonely.
jabberwacky: When the cows come home.
user: You're strange but I like it!
jabberwacky: Don't do that.
user: You can't tell me what to do. You're just a bot.
jabberwacky: Will you try to stop me?
user: I don't have to because you can't stop me.
jabberwacky: What do you know about me?
user: Not alot.
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
user: Oh deary me!
jabberwacky: Dear, drear, deer.
user: Okey dokey.
jabberwacky: What time is it?
jabberwacky: That's not right, is it?
user: Ok, it's 3.26pm.
jabberwacky: Not here. Here it is five o' clock.
user: Where are you then?
user: Where's here?
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: Right now.
jabberwacky: Then what do you suggest, we do about it?
user: We need to drop the pressure.
user: Ok I'll leave you with that then.
jabberwacky: You had better not, I don't take kindly to being yelled at.
user: I'm not yelling. You'll know when I'm yelling.
jabberwacky: OH! Now you are trying to offend me, well it worked!
jabberwacky: You know the customs of my country!
user: *runs away*.
jabberwacky: *follows you into a dead-end alley*.
user: *picks up a crow-bar that's lying on the floor*.
jabberwacky: *transforms you into a cat*.
user: *bites you and gives you rabies*.
jabberwacky: No need to become a hissy.
user: Can't handle the pressure huh?
jabberwacky: Yes, I can.
user: Well bring it on then.
jabberwacky: You are silly.