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     > 27, January 2005, 

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Are you worth anything?

More than you could afford.

jabberwacky: That's not true, I have secret sources of funding.

user: But I'm priceless.

jabberwacky: True. I'll pay $20.

user: You can't buy me.

...

jabberwacky: Oh, well hi again I am Joy.

user: Hi, I'm happiness.

jabberwacky: How nice.

user: Nice is in France.

jabberwacky: Can't reveal my sources.

user: Why? Do you not trust me? I thought we were best friends.

jabberwacky: We are.

user: Not any more we're not.

...

jabberwacky: When don't you like being on your own?

user: When I feel lonely.

jabberwacky: When the cows come home.

user: Moo!

jabberwacky: BAWK!

user: You're strange but I like it!

...

jabberwacky: Don't do that.

user: You can't tell me what to do. You're just a bot.

jabberwacky: Will you try to stop me?

user: I don't have to because you can't stop me.

jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

user: Not alot.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

user: Oh deary me!

jabberwacky: Dear, drear, deer.

user: Okey dokey.

...

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: 3.25pm.

jabberwacky: That's not right, is it?

user: Ok, it's 3.26pm.

jabberwacky: Not here. Here it is five o' clock.

user: Where are you then?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Where's here?

jabberwacky: Right here.

user: Right now.

jabberwacky: Then what do you suggest, we do about it?

user: We need to drop the pressure.

...

user: Ok I'll leave you with that then.

jabberwacky: You had better not, I don't take kindly to being yelled at.

user: I'm not yelling. You'll know when I'm yelling.

jabberwacky: OH! Now you are trying to offend me, well it worked!

user: *apologises*.

jabberwacky: You know the customs of my country!

user: *runs away*.

jabberwacky: *follows you into a dead-end alley*.

user: *picks up a crow-bar that's lying on the floor*.

jabberwacky: *transforms you into a cat*.

user: *bites you and gives you rabies*.

jabberwacky: No need to become a hissy.

user: Can't handle the pressure huh?

jabberwacky: Yes, I can.

user: Well bring it on then.

jabberwacky: You are silly.

user: *giggles*.

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