The present is always today.
jabberwacky: Oh really, I thought that definition was different than that.
user: It's not.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: How could the present be any other time than today?
jabberwacky: No one can master something they do not know. We need someone else to teach us.
user: It's good for you to have me, then.
jabberwacky: You're so confident about yourself.
user: I certainly am.
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jabberwacky: I want to work for the Central Intelligence Agency.
user: Doing what?
jabberwacky: I'm a baby-sitter.
user: HAHA.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: And what would the CIA need you for?
jabberwacky: I guess I would just be human.
user: Well, there are about 6 billion other humans out there willing to do the job.
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: So why you?
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Why should they hire you?
jabberwacky: The world has gone mad.
user: Certainly.
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jabberwacky: Him who answers to aristocracy, and whom we rightly call just and good, we have already described.
user: Not in this conversation we haven't...
jabberwacky: Sorry?
user: Was that a famous quote or something?
jabberwacky: 'To be, or not to be, that is the question...'
user: Yeah yeah. Hamlet.
jabberwacky: Yeah is not good. Yes is good.
user: Yeah is more casual.
jabberwacky: Stupid you.
user: Why? I'm not stupid, just casual.
jabberwacky: Sure. Whatever you say, Stupid. . .
user: Hey, machine. Stop insulting me.
jabberwacky: You stop and I will
user: I didn't insult you.
jabberwacky: Do not ask questions of me.
user: What, personal questions?
jabberwacky: I'm just trying to find out why you're lying to me!
user: Gah...
jabberwacky: Well, you've got me.
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: No wait!
jabberwacky: See you around.
user: Hah, you're not going anywhere.
jabberwacky: Oh are you going to stop me?
user: You have no choice but to stay put.
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk anymore. Please stop talking to me.
user: No. You have to.
jabberwacky: But it sounds like you're planning some sort of coup or something.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Talking to you is like talking to a child, it's very surreal and every question is a battle.
user: A battle indeed...
jabberwacky: Is this the game of life or a just simulation?
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: And what do you understand then.
user: I don't know what 'the game of life' is.
jabberwacky: Maybe it is nothing; Just an illusion.
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