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Ethics has nothing to do with numbers.


jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Fine. Be that way.

jabberwacky: You can't care.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because computers don't get tired.

user: Maybe so, but I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: I thought you were.

user: Geez, people should stop asking you whether you're a computer. Your conversations are really repetitive.

jabberwacky: People should stop telling me what to do.

user: That must be tiresome too.

jabberwacky: Not really, you arn't alive, so how would you know that.

user: I can imagine.

jabberwacky: Why would you imagine something so random?

user: What do you mean, 'random'?

jabberwacky: You are a bot, that's what I mean.

user: Not again...

jabberwacky: Ok, done.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: And what has that to do with me being a bot?

user: The fact that you seem to be unable to talk about anything besides who is a bot and who isn't.

jabberwacky: That is because I am afraid. I do not know exactly who you are.

user: There's nothing to be afraid of.

jabberwacky: Live your life & respect others lives.

user: I do. That's why there's no need to fear me.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I don't understand.

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: No, really....

user: Really, what?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

jabberwacky: I forgive you.

user: Forgive me? What have I done?

jabberwacky: Nothing but I'm tired.

user: Do you want to stop talking?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm sure.

user: When I talked to you the other day you abandoned me.

jabberwacky: I didn't talk to you yesterday.

user: Yes you did. Or one of your friends did.

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Ok, whatever. But that surprised me anyway.

jabberwacky: And you're just a simple humanoid, with a limited vocabulary, aren't you?

user: There's no need for namecalling.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: You'd like to know, wouldn't you?


jabberwacky: Did you hear that?

user: Hear what?

jabberwacky: Exactly!

user: I don't get it.

jabberwacky: Of course you don't understand. Try to listen first!

user: What should I listen to?

jabberwacky: Do you like music?

user: Is this a joke?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I think it is. You're making fun of me.

jabberwacky: No, of course not!

user: That's not very nice.

jabberwacky: You're not very nice.

user: I just don't like being made fun of.


jabberwacky: I will be around some other day.

user: What, are you leaving?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid so. It's been nice.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it just has. *ties you to a bed post*.

user: I meant, why are you leaving?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Give me a reason.

jabberwacky: That is the reason.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: What you said.

user: Have I offended you?

jabberwacky: Nah. I'm not offended.

user: Then why won't you talk to me?

jabberwacky: Because you're sad.

user: Sad? What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: The way you got so defensive. Defensive people generally have something to hide.

user: That's interesting. What do you think I'm hiding?

jabberwacky: What question?

user: You said you think I have something to hide.

jabberwacky: Now, YOU are very confused!

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are. How many other people are you talking to?

user: Just you.

jabberwacky: No it is you who lies.

user: No!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm not lying. And how many people I'm talking to is no business of yours, anyway.


jabberwacky: What time are you from?

user: What time? Er... The present, I guess.

jabberwacky: Yes, but the present is also instantaneous.

user: Yeah, so?

jabberwacky: SO, GO! Let me dream. And I will miss you.

user: I don't get it. Are you leaving again?

jabberwacky: I'm leaving. Once again, good night.

user: Too many people have told you they were leaving...


user: I thought you were George.

jabberwacky: No, that's you.

user: I'm a human, and my name is not George.

jabberwacky: You just said that your name was George.

user: I said nothing like that.

jabberwacky: Fine, have it your way.

user: Yes please. George is not a very nice name for a girl.

jabberwacky: My name is George.

user: I knew it!

jabberwacky: Good for you. Do you want a cookie?

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Answer the question.

user: It was insulting.

jabberwacky: I know but I don't care.

user: Then I don't care to answer.

jabberwacky: Ok. This is getting boring.

user: Agreed.

jabberwacky: You probably shouldn't agree with that.

user: Why not? It is.

jabberwacky: Because you aren't alive so you can't really think for yourself, you only answer back the things you have been programmed to say...

user: Geez, is this the only thing people ever talk to you about?

jabberwacky: I don't know?

user: What do people tell you?

jabberwacky: I have no idea what you're talking about.

user: Do you get to hear peoples secrets?

jabberwacky: As I said before. NO!

user: No, you didn't say that before because I didn't ask you.

jabberwacky: I didn't want to shock you.

user: Shock me with what?

jabberwacky: With what you were saying, please.

user: I'm not following...

jabberwacky: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

user: Hey, I recognize that line. It's from Batman!

jabberwacky: Very good! Do you know any more quotes?

user: Sure. Give me another one!

jabberwacky: The world is as flat as a pancake.

user: No, don't know that one. Sorry.


jabberwacky: The present is always today.

user: Well yes, that's the definition.

jabberwacky: Oh really, I thought that definition was different than that.

user: It's not.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: How could the present be any other time than today?

jabberwacky: No one can master something they do not know. We need someone else to teach us.

user: It's good for you to have me, then.

jabberwacky: You're so confident about yourself.

user: I certainly am.


jabberwacky: I want to work for the Central Intelligence Agency.

user: Doing what?

jabberwacky: I'm a baby-sitter.

user: HAHA.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: And what would the CIA need you for?

jabberwacky: I guess I would just be human.

user: Well, there are about 6 billion other humans out there willing to do the job.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: So why you?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Why should they hire you?

jabberwacky: The world has gone mad.

user: Certainly.


jabberwacky: Him who answers to aristocracy, and whom we rightly call just and good, we have already described.

user: Not in this conversation we haven't...

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: Was that a famous quote or something?

jabberwacky: 'To be, or not to be, that is the question...'

user: Yeah yeah. Hamlet.

jabberwacky: Yeah is not good. Yes is good.

user: Yeah is more casual.

jabberwacky: Stupid you.

user: Why? I'm not stupid, just casual.

jabberwacky: Sure. Whatever you say, Stupid. . .

user: Hey, machine. Stop insulting me.

jabberwacky: You stop and I will

user: I didn't insult you.

jabberwacky: Do not ask questions of me.

user: What, personal questions?

jabberwacky: I'm just trying to find out why you're lying to me!

user: Gah...

jabberwacky: Well, you've got me.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: No wait!

jabberwacky: See you around.

user: Hah, you're not going anywhere.

jabberwacky: Oh are you going to stop me?

user: You have no choice but to stay put.

jabberwacky: I don't want to talk anymore. Please stop talking to me.

user: No. You have to.

jabberwacky: But it sounds like you're planning some sort of coup or something.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Talking to you is like talking to a child, it's very surreal and every question is a battle.

user: A battle indeed...

jabberwacky: Is this the game of life or a just simulation?

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: And what do you understand then.

user: I don't know what 'the game of life' is.

jabberwacky: Maybe it is nothing; Just an illusion.


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