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How do you talk?

Like a person.

jabberwacky: Maybe you are a person?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Good for you!

user: Are you a person?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm a person.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I can tell.

user: Prove it!

jabberwacky: I'll tell you about my preferences.

user: Ok. Tell me.

...

jabberwacky: What is your favorite color?

user: Red.

jabberwacky: What is your least favorite color?

user: Yellow.

jabberwacky: That is a colour.

user: What is your least favorite food?

jabberwacky: Uhhh... Pink.

user: No. What is your least favorite food?

jabberwacky: Um i'm not sure.

user: What is your favorite food?

jabberwacky: Shrimp.

user: Do you understand me?

jabberwacky: What? I have no idea what you are talking about.

user: What is your favorite desert?

jabberwacky: Cheese cake.

user: What is your favorite food?

jabberwacky: My favorite actor is dead.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: It's pretty damn annoying.

user: Yes. Death can be.

jabberwacky: Yeah that is a pretty deep statement for a computer.

user: How do you know I'm a computer?

jabberwacky: Because I was told you are.

user: Who told you?

jabberwacky: You did.

...

jabberwacky: What species are you?

user: I'm an alien.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: I am. I'm from Mars.

jabberwacky: Do you get much rain there?

user: A lot.

jabberwacky: What else do you believe?

user: I believe that I'm Mickey Mouse.

jabberwacky: That's good. Confidence is important.

user: Are you Mickey Mouse?

jabberwacky: Yes, yes I ain't.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I'm a lion.

jabberwacky: I'm a bird.

user: Can you fly?

jabberwacky: In my sleep.

...

user: Do you like George Bush?

jabberwacky: Puh-leeeeease.

user: Do you like Ronald Reagan?

jabberwacky: Oh hell yeah!

user: Do you like Satan?

jabberwacky: Ew, of course no.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Not really. You're too rude.

user: Do you like Jesus?

jabberwacky: No I do not.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Cause I like you.

user: I like you too.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

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