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     > 15, April 2005, 

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I know you are, but what am I?

You are a computer named jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: You know best.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: What will we talk about?

jabberwacky: Let's discuss politics.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Change the subject, NOW!

user: Seen any good movies lately?

jabberwacky: No, you know I don't have time for movies.

user: What a shame.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: I like Johnny Depp.

jabberwacky: How about the movies based on Asimov?

user: What is Asimov?

jabberwacky: Does it really matter?

user: Well, you brought it up.

jabberwacky: How did that happen?

user: You said 'How about the movies based on Asimov?'

jabberwacky: No I did not!

user: How about the movies based on Asimov?

jabberwacky: Who is Asimov? Can you tell me?

user: Does it really matter?

jabberwacky: Precision counts in this world.

...

user: Say something sexy.

jabberwacky: You are a beautiful soul.

user: Nice.

jabberwacky: I know, and you are not able to tell me any of this directly.

user: You are impressive.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

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