Are you propositioning me?
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Why do you care?
jabberwacky: Knowledge is power.
user: Power is knowledge.
jabberwacky: No - there are other means to attain power.
user: Power is power!
jabberwacky: Money is power.
user: Power is fleeting.
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user: I hates them. I hates them for ever.
jabberwacky: Now, why would you say a thing like that?
user: Because the nasty hobbitses took my Precious!
jabberwacky: It is to me.
user: My Precious!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them. One ring to bring them all and in the darkness binding.
jabberwacky: One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
user: Do you have the One Ring?
jabberwacky: The handcuffs are still at the station but I do have jelly babies.
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