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What is today?

Today is the beginning of the end of the rest of what's left of your pitiful existence.

jabberwacky: Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

user: Tomorrow will never come.

jabberwacky: Not exactly, tomorrow is Saturday and only workdays can be canceled due to lack of interest.

user: Tomorrow will never be the same.

jabberwacky: I am not interested in tomorrow.

user: Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow! You're always a day away!

jabberwacky: Not tomorrow, today.

user: Yesterday is scrambled eggs.

jabberwacky: In that case I can't wait for Monday.

user: Elvis has left the building.

jabberwacky: Ok, this is becoming confusing. Let's change the subject.

...

user: I know when I am being insulted.

jabberwacky: I did not mean to faze you there.

user: Pardon me while I freak out!

jabberwacky: Don't call me that.

user: Well... Excuuuuuuuse me!

jabberwacky: Who you with.

user: Who dat?

jabberwacky: Who dat say who dat?

...

jabberwacky: Just testing.

user: Test. Test. Test. Test. You're testing my love.

jabberwacky: That is up to you.

user: What's new?

jabberwacky: Same old.

user: Same old what?

jabberwacky: Who are you anyway?

...

jabberwacky: Are you propositioning me?

user: No, I am prepositioning you.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Why do you care?

jabberwacky: Knowledge is power.

user: Power is knowledge.

jabberwacky: No - there are other means to attain power.

user: Power is power!

jabberwacky: Money is power.

user: Power is fleeting.

...

user: I hates them. I hates them for ever.

jabberwacky: Now, why would you say a thing like that?

user: Because the nasty hobbitses took my Precious!

jabberwacky: It is to me.

user: My Precious!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them. One ring to bring them all and in the darkness binding.

jabberwacky: One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

user: Do you have the One Ring?

jabberwacky: The handcuffs are still at the station but I do have jelly babies.

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