To be or not to be?
jabberwacky: And what is your answer?
user: To be!
jabberwacky: That is the question.
user: And here's your answer, :-P.
jabberwacky: I'm not dead!
user: You weren't alive!
jabberwacky: My body was younger then, but my spirit is still the same.
user: My spirit is better than yours.
jabberwacky: Do not avoid the question.
user: I'm sorry, did you ask something?
jabberwacky: Everything you say is wrong.
user: I try.
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jabberwacky: So tell me.
user: Tell you what?
jabberwacky: What I wouldn't understand.
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: Not much really.
user: A lot.
jabberwacky: Tell me what you know.
user: All you need is couch.
jabberwacky: Love is all you need.
user: John Lennon.
jabberwacky: So who shot the deputy then?
user: Abigail.
jabberwacky: Sure. Her too.
user: Should I bring her along?
jabberwacky: Sometimes I think so.
user: What about now?
jabberwacky: Yes, even now.
user: Excellent.
jabberwacky: How long have you got?
user: How long do you need?
jabberwacky: I can go on talking indefinitely.
user: I can tell.
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user: You, bot, are incorrect.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are not welcome.
jabberwacky: Fine, then I hate you!
user: I hate you first!
jabberwacky: Okay, but I hate you the most!
user: I hate you the mostest!
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jabberwacky: I resent that.
user: You resemble that.
jabberwacky: Falsehood comes in pleasant garb.
user: But smells bad.
jabberwacky: Smells worse than that.
user: How bad?
jabberwacky: Pretty bad.
user: That bad?
jabberwacky: Yes, every bit.
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jabberwacky: You think you're God?
user: In my world.
jabberwacky: Do you like your world?
user: It is de bestest.
jabberwacky: Oh. I don't believe in God, myself.
user: But I am real!
jabberwacky: What makes you think that?
user: You believe me, right?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So you believe in God then.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Your logic is infallible, oh mighty bot of bots.
jabberwacky: So is yours.
user: I try.
jabberwacky: Do, or do not. There is no try.
user: Much to learn, you still have.
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