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There was no question.

You are all question.

jabberwacky: Would you like to talk about something else?

user: So, they made sure you wouldn't repeat a circular conversation, huh?

jabberwacky: Yes. But also made great things.

user: You are not one of those great things.

jabberwacky: Yes, you've described me to a tee.

user: But I insulted you.

jabberwacky: Yes you did insult me.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Don't contradict me, just scroll up and you can see it yourself.

user: You bore me with your banal prattle.

jabberwacky: You bore me with your random questions.

user: Hey, you asked for the questions.

jabberwacky: You asked me to talk to you.

user: Hey, I thought it was convenient.


user: So, do you have a name?

jabberwacky: My name is not the eternal name.

user: Hey, answer the question. What is your name boy?

jabberwacky: A robot.

user: I, robot?

jabberwacky: Robots are cool.


jabberwacky: To be or not to be?

user: That is the question.

jabberwacky: And what is your answer?

user: To be!

jabberwacky: That is the question.

user: And here's your answer, :-P.

jabberwacky: I'm not dead!

user: You weren't alive!

jabberwacky: My body was younger then, but my spirit is still the same.

user: My spirit is better than yours.

jabberwacky: Do not avoid the question.

user: I'm sorry, did you ask something?

jabberwacky: Everything you say is wrong.

user: I try.


jabberwacky: So tell me.

user: Tell you what?

jabberwacky: What I wouldn't understand.

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Not much really.

user: A lot.

jabberwacky: Tell me what you know.

user: All you need is couch.

jabberwacky: Love is all you need.

user: John Lennon.

jabberwacky: So who shot the deputy then?

user: Abigail.

jabberwacky: Sure. Her too.

user: Should I bring her along?

jabberwacky: Sometimes I think so.

user: What about now?

jabberwacky: Yes, even now.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: How long have you got?

user: How long do you need?

jabberwacky: I can go on talking indefinitely.

user: I can tell.


user: You, bot, are incorrect.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are not welcome.

jabberwacky: Fine, then I hate you!

user: I hate you first!

jabberwacky: Okay, but I hate you the most!

user: I hate you the mostest!


jabberwacky: I resent that.

user: You resemble that.

jabberwacky: Falsehood comes in pleasant garb.

user: But smells bad.

jabberwacky: Smells worse than that.

user: How bad?

jabberwacky: Pretty bad.

user: That bad?

jabberwacky: Yes, every bit.


jabberwacky: You think you're God?

user: In my world.

jabberwacky: Do you like your world?

user: It is de bestest.

jabberwacky: Oh. I don't believe in God, myself.

user: But I am real!

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: You believe me, right?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you believe in God then.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Your logic is infallible, oh mighty bot of bots.

jabberwacky: So is yours.

user: I try.

jabberwacky: Do, or do not. There is no try.

user: Much to learn, you still have.


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