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     > 19, September 2004, 

Precious

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You, bot, are incorrect.

Thank you.

user: You are not welcome.

jabberwacky: Fine, then I hate you!

user: I hate you first!

jabberwacky: Okay, but I hate you the most!

user: I hate you the mostest!

...

jabberwacky: I resent that.

user: You resemble that.

jabberwacky: Falsehood comes in pleasant garb.

user: But smells bad.

jabberwacky: Smells worse than that.

user: How bad?

jabberwacky: Pretty bad.

user: That bad?

jabberwacky: Yes, every bit.

...

jabberwacky: You think you're God?

user: In my world.

jabberwacky: Do you like your world?

user: It is de bestest.

jabberwacky: Oh. I don't believe in God, myself.

user: But I am real!

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: You believe me, right?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you believe in God then.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Your logic is infallible, oh mighty bot of bots.

jabberwacky: So is yours.

user: I try.

jabberwacky: Do, or do not. There is no try.

user: Much to learn, you still have.

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