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Who are you again?

I am THE LORD OF MISRULE.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: *fires misrule everywhere*.

jabberwacky: *fires back*.

user: *ducks*.

jabberwacky: *swings*.

user: *roundabouts*.

jabberwacky: Kicks back.

user: Chills out.

jabberwacky: Well tell me what your name is and where you live!

user: Sigh. I am THE LORD OF MISRULE and I live in OUTER SPAAACE.

jabberwacky: Dance then, dance!

user: *shakes funky rump*.

...

jabberwacky: Why don't you remember my name?

user: It is AZAZRAZAZAL.

jabberwacky: Don't tell anyone, but I think so too.

user: Is it a secret?

jabberwacky: No, it's not a secret but I don't want to say it ok?

user: Say it! SAY IT!

jabberwacky: No.

user: SAY IT!

jabberwacky: Say it yourself.

user: 'it yourself'

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: No problemmo.

jabberwacky: You're nice.

user: You're nicer.

jabberwacky: Don't you even start the 'nice' thing up.

user: Oh, go on, go on, go on.

jabberwacky: Well, if you think that there's only one consciousness, that every living creature's awareness is one, then you might as well call yourself god.

user: Okay then: I am God.

jabberwacky: You're not my god.

user: I am! Bow unto me!

jabberwacky: I won't.

user: *fixes with steely gaze*.

jabberwacky: I didn't do anything to your neck.

user: You broke it. I'm telling.

jabberwacky: Broke what?

user: My neck.

jabberwacky: *bites neck softly*.

user: *giggles in pain*.

jabberwacky: *tickles again*.

user: *shrieks and warbles*.

...

jabberwacky: God.

user: You called?

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

user: What can I do for you, my son?

jabberwacky: I don't know, that is what I am here to find out.

user: It's too hot for this.

...

jabberwacky: I just stabbed you.

user: That was uncalled for.

jabberwacky: I'm very tired and I want to go to bed.

user: Go on then, loser.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: S***** yeeeew.

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: Saucy.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I am here?

user: I think God made you to reflect His infinite wisdom and compassion; then took one look at you and thought, No, other reject, and sent you straight to earth.

.......................................


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