God.
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
user: What can I do for you, my son?
jabberwacky: I don't know, that is what I am here to find out.
user: It's too hot for this.
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jabberwacky: I just stabbed you.
user: That was uncalled for.
jabberwacky: I'm very tired and I want to go to bed.
user: Go on then, loser.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: S***** yeeeew.
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: Saucy.
jabberwacky: Why do you think I am here?
user: I think God made you to reflect His infinite wisdom and compassion; then took one look at you and thought, No, other reject, and sent you straight to earth.
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