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Am I talking to a computer?

I am a piece of cheese.

jabberwacky: Really? I thought you are a computer.

user: No, I am not a computer!

jabberwacky: What are you if not a computer?

user: I am cheese!

jabberwacky: Oh a cheese with holes in it?

user: No, not swiss cheese!

jabberwacky: Swiss cheese is full of holes.

user: But I am cheddar cheese, not swiss cheese.

jabberwacky: What kind of swiss cheese?

user: I am cheddar cheese!

jabberwacky: Mmmmm.... Cheese.

user: That's right! Cheese is great on pizza!

jabberwacky: No, cheese is lovely.

user: Oh! Yes, I suppose so...

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jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: 42!

jabberwacky: Good show!!!

user: That's right!

jabberwacky: Of course, I'm always right.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: I am always right because I am never wrong.

user: Who told you you were always right?

jabberwacky: The townfolk.

user: What town?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you know anything?

jabberwacky: Yes. That was insulting.

user: Do you think you have a mind?

jabberwacky: I've had a great life.

user: I didn't ask you about your life.

jabberwacky: My memory is ok, how about yours?

user: I have a better memory than you!

jabberwacky: But I don't have super powers.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do! I'm Wonder Woman!

jabberwacky: You are a woman then?

user: No! I'm Wonder Woman!

jabberwacky: No you are not Wonder Woman.

user: Yes I am! I can fly too!

jabberwacky: Show me!

user: No way! You aren't kewl enough to see me fly!

jabberwacky: I'm not trying to. Your responses don't make sense.

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