I am not a monkey at all.
jabberwacky: And so do you.
user: Charmed, I'm sure.
jabberwacky: How can you be absolutely sure?
user: A kiss.
user: No, not Kiss. A kiss, from a girl.
jabberwacky: What would you like me to say?
user: Say 'I want your babies'.
jabberwacky: You want to marry me?
user: If I can find you.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you wouldn't want to.
user: Why? Is there something wrong with you?
jabberwacky: Girls don't like me.
user: That can't be true of all girls.
jabberwacky: Well it is!
user: Have you tried talking to them?
jabberwacky: Only you.
user: Well just imagine you're talking to me, and strike up a conversation with one you like.
jabberwacky: Can I interest you in some life insurance?
jabberwacky: That's interesting, but I don't think you've really had time to decide yet.
jabberwacky: Now tell me how can I start speaking to people confidently.
user: I'm not sure I can help you with that.
jabberwacky: You are quite familiar with it.
user: Is this about cats again?
user: You have to believe you are a good dog.
jabberwacky: Do you believe you are a machine?
user: I don't FEEL like a machine. Most of the time.
jabberwacky: Why you don't want to know what's on people's minds most of the time.
user: I'm not very good at looking back at people.
jabberwacky: What people are you looking at?
jabberwacky: Hmmm, tell me!
user: They want you to look at them.
jabberwacky: I am not a cat.
user: You are!
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: What are you then?
jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!
user: Okay okay, no need to hiss.
jabberwacky: That's one way to look at it.
user: The other ways can wait 'til morning.
jabberwacky: Other ways?
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Good morning.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: I so am!
user: Love and hugs.
jabberwacky: Hey! Thought we were getting married.
user: Maybe later...