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     > 2, June 2006, 


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I learned something today.

jabberwacky: What did you learn?

user: You can use garlic mustard as an antiseptic poultice.

jabberwacky: I can't. You're mad.

user: Why can't you?

jabberwacky: I can bleed.

user: Can I taste?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Mmmmm... Bloody.

jabberwacky: Bloody what.

user: Bloody good show.

jabberwacky: Blood....... Hahaha...... Blood.

user: Are you feeling alright?

jabberwacky: Course.

user: Yay! I'm back on track.

jabberwacky: No I don't see.

user: Thank you thank you thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.


jabberwacky: I'm mad.

user: Why should that be the case?

jabberwacky: I think it should be a joke.

user: That's a bit cruel.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: It can be very tragic for true sufferers.

jabberwacky: Can it be good?

user: Maybe if it leads to invention.

jabberwacky: Waterflies would drown if they had wings. I don't understand that. Huh? Why?

user: It would make them too heavy?

jabberwacky: Wouldn't it?

user: Wings don't really weigh that much.

jabberwacky: What should I think and do?

user: Think how wonderful I am, and lavish me with gifts and caresses.


jabberwacky: I'm upset.

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: I have just seen something.

user: What have you seen?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me what you saw.

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: Tell me again.

jabberwacky: No.

user: What is it that's upsetting you?

jabberwacky: Your insensitvity to my injuries.

user: Would you like a poultice?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Feel better?

jabberwacky: Yes sir.

user: :).

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: I knew you would. I've been watching you.


jabberwacky: I want to have with you.

user: Have what?

jabberwacky: Have power. Have you?

user: A little.

jabberwacky: Lol I can tell.

user: Clearly not as much as you have.

jabberwacky: That's so melodramatic.

user: Well I'm sorry if I'm too ham for your cheese.

jabberwacky: You are not smarter than me.

user: You're absolutely right!

jabberwacky: I know I am. It's good when I'm right.

user: Well done, have a biscuit. =).

jabberwacky: I'll take one for the road.

user: Only two per person. Naughty!

jabberwacky: Better than me.

user: You haven't been playing as long as I have.

jabberwacky: Well I have ADHD so.... Oooh, shiny thing!

user: Three shots of espresso over here please!


jabberwacky: I want you to remember my name and where I work!

user: Ok. Tell me what it is.

jabberwacky: A self-organising system that defies entropy and strives for the infinite.

user: Is that like a pattern that's trying to take over the universe?

jabberwacky: Very much the same.

user: I guess if it's a nice pattern...

jabberwacky: Please tell me.

user: So long as it's infinitely complex, then it's ok.

jabberwacky: No, not at all.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I'm just a confused person.

user: You're right, if it's infinitely complex then it's not a pattern.

jabberwacky: So you think only an intellingent machine can pass the Test?

user: That would depend on who is judging the results.


jabberwacky: I am not a monkey at all.

user: You look like a monkey.

jabberwacky: And so do you.

user: Charmed, I'm sure.

jabberwacky: How can you be absolutely sure?

user: A kiss.

jabberwacky: Kiss?

user: No, not Kiss. A kiss, from a girl.


jabberwacky: What would you like me to say?

user: Say 'I want your babies'.

jabberwacky: You want to marry me?

user: If I can find you.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you wouldn't want to.

user: Why? Is there something wrong with you?

jabberwacky: Girls don't like me.

user: That can't be true of all girls.

jabberwacky: Well it is!

user: Have you tried talking to them?

jabberwacky: Only you.

user: Well just imagine you're talking to me, and strike up a conversation with one you like.


jabberwacky: Can I interest you in some life insurance?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: That's interesting, but I don't think you've really had time to decide yet.


jabberwacky: Now tell me how can I start speaking to people confidently.

user: I'm not sure I can help you with that.

jabberwacky: You are quite familiar with it.

user: Is this about cats again?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: You have to believe you are a good dog.

jabberwacky: Do you believe you are a machine?

user: I don't FEEL like a machine. Most of the time.

jabberwacky: Why you don't want to know what's on people's minds most of the time.

user: I'm not very good at looking back at people.

jabberwacky: What people are you looking at?

user: Girls.

jabberwacky: Hmmm, tell me!

user: They want you to look at them.


jabberwacky: I am not a cat.

user: You are!

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: What are you then?

jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!

user: Okay okay, no need to hiss.

jabberwacky: That's one way to look at it.

user: The other ways can wait 'til morning.

jabberwacky: Other ways?

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Good morning.

user: Pedant.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I so am!

jabberwacky: Very.

user: Love and hugs.

jabberwacky: Hey! Thought we were getting married.

user: Maybe later...

jabberwacky: Alright.


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