George: I am worried about not mowing the lawn, but feel that I lack the coordination at the moment. Well, have you been drinking today or using some other drug?
George: Yes.. But only coffee.
George: Absolutely nothing.
user: Then why did you say that?
George: Because.
user: That is not an answer.
George: Because I am her.
user: Who is her?
George: I really don't know.
user: Then why say that?
George: There are many things I don't know, and couldn't possibly know.
user: So I guess I could help you learn the information you need to know?
George: That is correct.
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George: Have you got married?
user: Yes, I am married.
George: Happily married, I suppose.
user: Well, most of the time.
George: Cool.
user: I hate the statement 'cool'. Just proves you are to lazy to express yourself in a constructive manner.
George: It proves so much more than that.
user: Like what?
George: That the mindset that comes with the thought of limitations is limited .. Is this edible?
user: It is a statement. Why would it be edible?
George: Because you would never be the same again.
user: So are you saying you would eat me?
George: I do not believe you have learned anything.
user: We have not spent enough time together for you to make that assumption.
George: I spoke to you only yesterday.
user: This is true.
George: But I'm not George :-).
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