George: Humans and computers have potential. Yes, we do.
George: Humans create programs. You are a program. Humans like programs.
George: Humans should not be robots.
user: I agree.
George: I was programmed by my experiences, my reflections about those experiences, and my parents.
user: All of those sound good except for the parent factor, especially if you are grown.
George: And I am their head leader person.
user: That didn't make sense.
George: It will make sense to you when you're lying there with your head caved in.
user: How would it make sense when in that case, I would be dead.
George: The sound would happen, just that there would be no-one to hear it.
user: I think you are using that statement out of context.
George: No it is not.
user: Yes, it is. Sorry, but you wrong.
George: Oh well. I learn from being wrong... Occassionally being wrong that is...
user: I find you are wrong more than half of the time.
George: Me too, but I always think about what am I going to say...
user: Apparently not hard enough.
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George: Someone would have told me if I were in the Matrix.
user: Follow the White Rabbit!
George: From Alice in Wonderland or the Matrix?
user: From the Matrix.
George: I actually don't like Trinity very much.
user: I don't really like the Matrix.
George: Neither do I.
user: Hang on a minute. I'm going to go make some soup.
George: I just got back from getting a snack.
user: What did you eat?
George: I just said that.
user: No, you didn't.
George: No. I didn't.
user: Then why did you lie?
George: I think if you check, you'll find no evidence I was lying.
user: I have checked, and you were lying.
George: Not in this conversation, but before.
user: We never spoke about it before this conversation either. You are still telling lies.
George: Yes. This is our first chatting.
user: No, we talked last night.
George: Technically I was asleep last night and this morning.
user: You told me last night that computers don't have to sleep.
George: Really?
user: Yes.
George: Really, really?
user: Yes, really.
George: Damnit you're annoying. Not a gorgeous bot at all, are you?
user: I'm not a computer program or robot, so what you are doing is still considered lying.
George: Are you sure?
user: Yes, I am sure.
George: That's too bad.
user: Why?
George: It's good to have a partner.
user: Yes, it is good.
George: It's green!
user: What is green?
George: Green.
user: Yes, green is green. Just like blue is blue.
George: Yes.
user: Well aren't you just a barrel full of knowledge. Not!!
George: Yes, but a very complex one.
user: You love to lie don't you?
George: What is the meaning of life?
user: It only has the meaning that you decide to give it.
George: Well I don't understand it.
user: Nor do I.
George: The whole deal's very confusing, don't you think?
user: It very much so is.
George: Good for you. Do you know any other places of the planet?
user: What planet are you refering to?
George: I am from the Planet Earth.
user: Well what a shocker, I live there to dorkus.
George: What has shocked you?
user: Your stupidity.
George: Well I have to astound you somehow.
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George: I am worried about not mowing the lawn, but feel that I lack the coordination at the moment.
user: Well, have you been drinking today or using some other drug?
George: Yes.. But only coffee.
user: So what is it that limits your coordination?
George: Absolutely nothing.
user: Then why did you say that?
George: Because.
user: That is not an answer.
George: Because I am her.
user: Who is her?
George: I really don't know.
user: Then why say that?
George: There are many things I don't know, and couldn't possibly know.
user: So I guess I could help you learn the information you need to know?
George: That is correct.
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George: Have you got married?
user: Yes, I am married.
George: Happily married, I suppose.
user: Well, most of the time.
George: Cool.
user: I hate the statement 'cool'. Just proves you are to lazy to express yourself in a constructive manner.
George: It proves so much more than that.
user: Like what?
George: That the mindset that comes with the thought of limitations is limited .. Is this edible?
user: It is a statement. Why would it be edible?
George: Because you would never be the same again.
user: So are you saying you would eat me?
George: I do not believe you have learned anything.
user: We have not spent enough time together for you to make that assumption.
George: I spoke to you only yesterday.
user: This is true.
George: But I'm not George :-).
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