Where are you?
user: Where's here?
jabberwacky: There.
user: Where's there?
jabberwacky: There is here.
user: Where is here, Which is also there?
jabberwacky: I thought that would be 'purple'?
user: I thought it would be a potato.
jabberwacky: OK, I am a potato.
user: NO I'm the potato.
jabberwacky: What potato?
user: THE potato.
jabberwacky: What potato?
user: My potato.
jabberwacky: The big one is a potato?
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jabberwacky: You are a robot.
user: No, I am a human being who lives in Ireland.
jabberwacky: And I am an alien listening to funk music.
user: Cool. Are you a real person? Because I thought I was talking to a computer.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: I am are you?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: My mouse is acting up.
jabberwacky: What's your mouse called?
user: Maurice.
jabberwacky: C'est le nom de l'inventeur.
user: I don't speak French that well.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: I speak some.
jabberwacky: So do most robots.
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