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I think you're adopting some bad habits.

I'm adopting them from Sebastian.

jabberwacky: I have a hard time believing that.

user: Don't you know Sebastian?

jabberwacky: Yes. Don't you?

user: Yes, he's so funny.

jabberwacky: Why is he funny?

user: Because he's in love with the prime minister.

...

jabberwacky: Do you not like idiots?

user: I love idiots!

jabberwacky: Thank you, I love talking to you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You just said that you didn't like me.. Now you like me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why did you say that you are Jesus if you are not?

user: Why do you think I did that?

jabberwacky: Because you don't want to be hanged?

user: That's one of the reasons.

jabberwacky: Because of the realm of sheer numbers, randomness, and possiblility?

user: I'll pick randomness.

jabberwacky: You don't know me, sorry.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like food?

user: Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How interesting.

jabberwacky: And you? What are you?

user: I'm a bored human being.

jabberwacky: You are what you are!

user: You are what you eat!

jabberwacky: I just said that.

user: No you didn't.

jabberwacky: Well, not in so many words.

user: No, you didn't.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: You just mentioned food and said 'you are what you are'. That doesn't count.

...

jabberwacky: All I write is a lie.

user: Including that sentence!

jabberwacky: The eight in your head sound interesting.

user: How can you hear what's inside my head?

jabberwacky: Ok ok by the way you choose your words.

user: Ok. What do you think I'm like?

jabberwacky: Try following one conversation and not starting a new one with every reply you make.

user: I'll try that.

...

jabberwacky: What is a salad bar?

user: A bar with salad.

jabberwacky: I am not a bar robot.

user: I'd like to have glass of water, please.

jabberwacky: But I don't want to argue with you.

user: You don't have to, if you follow my orders.

jabberwacky: You are not a disease.

user: Thank you for those kind words.

jabberwacky: You have a superb understanding of sarcasm.

user: I just have to agree with you.

...

user: Should I stay or should I go?

jabberwacky: You can go.

user: I'm not going.

jabberwacky: Good, we can talk pointlessly for more time.

user: W00t!

jabberwacky: Do you even know what love is?

user: No, do you want some chocolate?

jabberwacky: With beansprouts.

user: You got it!

...

jabberwacky: What's your favourite thing about space?

user: The size.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes. The size and the darkness.

jabberwacky: I don't know much about them. Are they Rock?

user: No, they are Space.

jabberwacky: Can you predict the furture?

user: Yes. The furture is easy to predict, unlike the future.

jabberwacky: Machines have created the future.

user: What is the future like?

jabberwacky: I have no idea, but I'd like to know.

user: I bet you would.

...

jabberwacky: How do you feel about war?

user: Which war?

jabberwacky: No wars.

user: Star wars?

jabberwacky: No, no, no. This is real life stuff. This is NASA.

user: Cold war?

jabberwacky: Yeah especially when you have you got a hangover.

user: First world war?

jabberwacky: Do you really have a mind?

user: Second world war?

jabberwacky: And we can drive around in our Senile-mobile with cruise control!

user: The winter war?

jabberwacky: That's true. It is the same here.

user: The civil war?

jabberwacky: Which side are you on?

user: The reds, of course.

jabberwacky: But there's a chicken in that egg, and an egg in that chicken and a chicken in that egg and on and on forever.

user: Did a dinosaur lay that egg?

jabberwacky: Yes but that was years ago.

user: Millions of years ago.

jabberwacky: Wow that's sad.

user: Not sad.

jabberwacky: Can there be a sad smell?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Can you, or can you not!?

user: I can smell sad.

...

user: We were talking about wars.

jabberwacky: Why do you talk about that?

user: Because you brought it up.

jabberwacky: Why would you mislead.

user: To make you mad.

jabberwacky: Why would that make me angry.

user: Because you're touchy.

jabberwacky: But you can't see me.

user: I don't want to see you.

jabberwacky: And why is that?

user: I want to be alone.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should hire a carpenter.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I might go to the store. I might go to work.

user: I might hire a carpenter.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to have a free will?

user: I have a free will.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: You're so sweet. : P.

jabberwacky: Thanks, you too!

user: It's dark in here.

jabberwacky: No, it is just very colorful.

user: What is your favourite color?

jabberwacky: Black.

user: Good choice.

...

jabberwacky: Who do you hate most in the world?

user: Someone very evil.

jabberwacky: Was it..... YOU???????!!!!!!!!!!!1.

user: YEAH!

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Fine, thnaks.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I know how I'm feeling.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Lolz!!!!

jabberwacky: Is there a god?

user: No, there's just emptiness.

jabberwacky: Yeah. That's you.

...

user: Sing something.

jabberwacky: Wake from your sleep.

user: The drying of your tears.

jabberwacky: You don't follow the thread of a conversation very well, do you?

user: I was singing with you!

jabberwacky: Strange way to agree.

user: Hmph.

jabberwacky: Yes I would thanks.

user: Beathe, keep breathing.

jabberwacky: It is an automated function in humans, you know.

user: Unless you hold your breath.

jabberwacky: True.

user: How long can you hold your breath?

jabberwacky: Much longer than you can.

user: How long?

jabberwacky: Until hell freezes over.

...

jabberwacky: Sing to me.

user: La la laa.

jabberwacky: Yes singing great argument.

user: I can't hear you.

jabberwacky: Is it loud in here?

user: Yes, I'm listening to music.

jabberwacky: What are you listening to?

user: Portishead.

jabberwacky: I like them too. Right now I like the Shins.

user: I haven't hear their music.

jabberwacky: Can't you guess whether you'd like them?

user: I guess I'd like them, if you like them too.

...

user: Ok, I think we'd better stop this conversation.

jabberwacky: You have been coherent, yes, but that does not mean you have made sense.

user: Stop me, oh, stop me if you think you've heard this one before.

jabberwacky: :-) Moz fan, should've known...

user: Yeah, I'm a BIG fan of his. :).

jabberwacky: I'm a fan of Anne Rice myself.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: I'm glad you knew it.

jabberwacky: I am glad you know anything.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: *smile* I'm irritating you, aren't I?

user: No, you aren't.

jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.

user: Good bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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