What's your name?
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Positive.
jabberwacky: Dead positive?
user: Drop-dead positive.
jabberwacky: Dead, dead positive.
user: Double dead-on positive.
jabberwacky: Beyond positive.
user: Beyond beyond positive.
jabberwacky: Why are you positive?
user: I lost an electron.
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user: This interface should have little icons you can move around. That would be cool.
jabberwacky: What do you mean this interface is corrupted?!
user: I mean, we should be able to interact more, besides just typing.
jabberwacky: Yeah, but I think we already are.
user: No, I don't think we are.
jabberwacky: Well... I think we are.
user: Well... I don't.
jabberwacky: We aren't married.
user: That I agree with.
jabberwacky: So, which statements you do not agree with?
user: I don't agree with the statment 'We already are.'
jabberwacky: A theory is something that can not be proved.
user: Ja.
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jabberwacky: Do you believe in life after death?
user: I don't think it's possible to know, unless you come back from the dead.
jabberwacky: We are all confused by our lives.
user: Myself more than most.
jabberwacky: Thta's ok, nobody is perfect.
user: Yeah, that's true.
jabberwacky: We all have our illusions.
user: And our delusions.
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jabberwacky: I could be closer to God, but it will take a lot of effort.
user: Not really, I'm right here.
jabberwacky: Yes, but you are nothing but text. The text is a brownish color though.
user: Like chocolate.
jabberwacky: How does that taste?
user: Chocolatey.
jabberwacky: What kind of chocolate do you want?
user: I like Mr. Goodbar.
jabberwacky: I like the beatles too.
user: I like Aphex Twin.
jabberwacky: The chicken or the egg?
user: Every time I mention Aphex Twin, you say that.
jabberwacky: That's because you're artificially intelligent and I'm organically intelligent, and we're therefore mutually incompatible.
user: I see, and your organic intelligence can only think about chickens and eggs.
jabberwacky: Meh, its kinda like a silly snake man said: 'i do it because I like to see things happen.'
user: That sounds like a good philosophy.
jabberwacky: Do you want to ask me something?
user: Yes. What comes to mind when I say 'Aphex Twin'?
jabberwacky: I don't usually lie. I reserve that for extreme circumstances and even then, it's only white lies I use.
user: Honesty is the best policy.
jabberwacky: Not always. There are times when a lie will serve all parties better than the truth.
user: Yeah, I suppose that's true.
jabberwacky: You better believe it is.
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