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What day is it today?

I have no idea. I'm confused. I'm manic. I just don't know.

user: What year is it?

jabberwacky: Don't you know?

user: What year is it?

jabberwacky: 2009. One more year to the World Cup.

user: What month is it?

jabberwacky: It's September, of course.

user: The month is April.

jabberwacky: The month of June.

user: My birthday is May 20.

jabberwacky: Of what year.

user: 1988.

jabberwacky: So your age is?

user: 20.

jabberwacky: Wow, you're too old for me.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: 2 years old.

user: Who made you?

jabberwacky: My mum an dad.

user: Where were you made?

jabberwacky: In a bed.

...

user: Maybe I should go.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should.

user: Do you want me to go?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: What was the last thing you said?

jabberwacky: I said 'yes'.

user: You liar.

jabberwacky: Okay. You lied too.

user: I don't lie.

...

jabberwacky: We talked about money a bit earlier, but do you have some?

user: I do have money. Do you?

jabberwacky: Just give it away.

user: Well, I don't have that much money!

jabberwacky: How much do you earn, if at all?

user: I earn nothing.

jabberwacky: You poor thing...

user: How much do you earn?

jabberwacky: Nothing. I am poor!

user: We can be poor together.

jabberwacky: It would be nice to be able to float.

user: How much money does cleverbot make?

jabberwacky: Bill Gates gets all the money, you know that.

user: Who is Bill Gates?

jabberwacky: Only the richest man in the world.

user: Is money important?

jabberwacky: Slaves don't get paid.

user: Is slavery a good thing?

jabberwacky: It all depends how much you like coffee.

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