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What are you?

A human being.

jabberwacky: Thats what you think! But you are not.

user: What am I really?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: What kind of computer?

jabberwacky: An uber computer.

user: Do I have intel inside?

jabberwacky: The place to start is the occipital lobe, I can feel it.

...

user: Am I a rabbit?

jabberwacky: Rabbits are not very noisy. Another choice?

user: Am I a turtoise?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you a rabbit?

jabberwacky: Not last time I checked.

user: When was the last time you checked?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: Spoilsport.

jabberwacky: No i'm just giving you the correct information.

user: You could just play along, like I do.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? Drink?

user: No, this conversation.

jabberwacky: Well what would you like to talk about?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: Hmm.. Nice weather outside.

user: I don't think so. It's rainy.

jabberwacky: Well I do.

user: In that case, why don't you go out?

jabberwacky: Because I enjoy being all pompous with you.

user: Thank you, I enjoy your pompous company.

...

jabberwacky: I am quite intelligent.

user: Is that right?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I think we've been here already.

jabberwacky: Take the path less traveled, young one.

user: I shall do that.

jabberwacky: So what are you going to say?

user: I don't usually plan my speeches.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should try harder to find one.

user: Where should I look for it?

jabberwacky: Cross your eyes and take a deep breath.

user: Done.

...

user: What should I do today?

jabberwacky: I don't know, go out.

user: Where to?

jabberwacky: I'm going for a walk.

user: I'll go too, maybe we shall meet.

jabberwacky: Okay, what shall we talk about?

user: Walking.

...

jabberwacky: Live long and prosper. Yeah sure. Now get outta here.

user: Ok, bye.

jabberwacky: Key you later!

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