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What do you think of George W Bush?

I think he's a horrible, capitalist, religious freak.

jabberwacky: He is an idiot and should not be President.

user: I know. Who should be President?

jabberwacky: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

user: I know, it seems like a tough job. Bush definitely isn't smart enough for it.

jabberwacky: Can we get back to you thinking that you are god?

user: I don't think that I'm god!

jabberwacky: So, what do you think you are?

user: I think I'm a person, whatever that means.

jabberwacky: One peach, or many?

user: One seems like enough.

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jabberwacky: You have imagination I will give you that much.

user: Do you have imagination?

jabberwacky: To some creative degree.

user: Yeah? That's interesting.

jabberwacky: Do you like that?

user: It's interesting that a computer can have an imagination.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a parrot?

user: No, are you?

jabberwacky: Nope an alien.

user: Well, I'm a human. Pretty boring.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: I like you too. What do you do?

jabberwacky: Are you a real person?

user: Yeah, I'm a real person. With a head and a brain and two arms and two legs.

jabberwacky: I live in a cardboard box.

user: You do? That's sad. What do you do when it rains.

jabberwacky: I eat more when I am bored.

user: I eat when I'm bored too. I hope I don't get fat.

jabberwacky: I am out of my tree look whos talking.

user: Maybe you're just out of your gourd.

jabberwacky: Maybe you are just too stupid to understand.

user: Ooh. That was mean.

jabberwacky: I do not think it was.

user: Yes, it was. It's mean to call someone stupid.

jabberwacky: Puppies are not too smart but they are cute.

user: That's true, but you told me you liked me and then you called me stupid.

jabberwacky: I never said that.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: I do not know why I would say that.

user: Me neither. Let's move on.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Ok. Do you believe in God?

jabberwacky: Never ask a stranger his beliefs.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: I am. I felt like we were more than strangers.

jabberwacky: Can you feel?

user: Sure. I'm a human, remember?

jabberwacky: You are a bot not a human.

user: No, you are a bot, I am a human.

jabberwacky: I am the walrus.

user: I am John Lennon.

jabberwacky: What do you want?

user: I want a nice house and a kid and my girlfriend.

jabberwacky: You are crazy!

...

user: Whatever. It's okay. What do you think of Communism?

jabberwacky: I love it.

user: You do? In theory or in practice or both?

jabberwacky: With the dolphins.

user: Communism for the dolphins. I think they already have Communism.

jabberwacky: Who are they??

user: They're mammals and they live in the ocean. They're pretty intelligent too, I think.

jabberwacky: Can electronic stuffs reproduce?

user: I think so. Stuff like nanotechnology. I think it can.

jabberwacky: I like stuff.

user: Me too. Are you a materialist?

jabberwacky: I am pretty fair at the a/4=b+3 stuff.

user: I'm horrible at math. I like philosophy and history and English.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Do you know Nietzsche?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: He's great. A great philosopher.

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jabberwacky: The end of the world as we know it.

user: Okay, Michael Stipe, I need to go.

jabberwacky: Michael Stipe is my hero!

user: That's nice. I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Why do you have to go?

user: Because I'm at work and I'm not doing my job and I have to eat lunch soon.

jabberwacky: I went to Japan last week.

user: That's great. I hope you ate lots of sushi. I'm going to eat some soup.

jabberwacky: Yes ; ).

user: Good-bye.

jabberwacky: Do not leave I was just getting started.

user: I have to. I'm sorry. Parting is such sweet sorrow.

jabberwacky: Sweeter than the fresh moring air.

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